AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Go for science to figure out how to unlock Macross mode.

I think wins.
That's totally my vote anyway.

Science perks your curiosity the most. You enter the building

Inside, You notice only one man there. He seems to be expiramenting on some sort of liquid.
He notices you

"Are you here for the exploration and discovery job?"
"Uhh.. sure."
Great! heres a map of all the unexplored areas around our little village.

"As you can see, we haven't explored much past WOODS but in our old age, My partner Louie and I cannot explor like we used to. Now, out there is dangerous and we have no Ideas as to what lurks out in the unknown. You better take some pikmin with you.


He leads you behind Louie's into a field full of different colored... actually, you're not sure what those are
"These are onions." he explains " These are the ships and homes, of these mysterious creatures I discovered on my first voyage to this Planet called PIKMIN. They come in various shapes, colors and sizes. They will do whatever you tell them to do, be it carry treasure, fight, or... No actually that's it. The onions only allow you to control 100 Pikmin at a time, and each of them have a different set of abilities and quirks that may help you on your adventure. You may choose three colors"

I will choose one color from each of the first 3 post to decide which pikmin we get.
(Not pictured is black ONION)

red blue and yellow. Also, I've never played pikmin before, so I might have just fucked everything.

Which shades of the colors?

White Grey and Red.

Friggen science only has plants, no Macross for this run I feel.

how about black,maroon, and purple

Uh, bright red, bright yellow and dark blue I guess?

You pick Black, Maroon, and Yellow

"Well just go ahead and fly out into the unexplored wilderness, the onions will follow."
So you do just that

The scenery below you is just so breath-takenly beautiful you can't even begin to describe it, or draw it , if anyone asks happens to ask you.

In fact, its SO beautiful you don't notice that rock until its to late.


Well,
I guess your starting your journey here.
" BAH! you ruffian! look what you did to my hull!
Who is that?
You hear mechanical noises behind you.

*whir* *Click*

I mean honestly, how important is it to sight see rather than steer! my word! Do you know how long it is going to take to buff out, paint, smooth, and patch up any damages you did to me?
uhhh...
The little helicopter thing keeps ranting at you.
I'm sorry that just makes my circuits short when my captain acts as you just did
Who are you?
Dreadfully sorry captain, My name is N.O.S.E. That stands for
Neuro
Optical
Ship
Extractor
Meaning...?
Meaning I can help you on your stupid little adventure on this planet. Now, while I fix my everything, why don't you go activate those onions or what ever and goes explore?
You decide to do just that


The onions spit out one seed each.
A very black evil looking one
A maroon one that is somehow wearing glasses
And a yellow one with ears.

Now what?

Someone's gonna need to explain to me how a map of unexplored areas works.
Anywho
>Hurl pikmin around aimlessly for 15 minutes

Without anything better you can think of, you just throw the yellow and Black pikmin in random directions.

The black one seems to be interested in this strange creature


*Shing!* *Claw!* *stab!* *

Oh my god *Claw!

OH MY GOD *Poke!*

OH MY GOD*Squish!

The things that pikmin is doing to that poor creature is just plain horrible! I mean, even if I began to describe it, The only thing that would be left of your head is just a pile of sadness, fear and urine! That's right! what that pikmin is doing is so horrible, it makes your BRAIN PISS ITSELF.

All that's left after the pikmin is done is the skeletal structure of the creature and a frothing at the mouth Black pikmin
"Savage isn't it?"
"Uh..."
"Behind you.

Oh look at that the Maroon pikmin can talk.

WAIT WHAT

"Your ears do not deceive you captain, I can indeed talk. I am also extremely intelligent and an help you on your quest. Now first order of business. Making more of the yellow and Black pikmin."

"Here, make them eat this berry."

They eat the berry. They seem to like it.

And then, in the blink of an eye, you have a mass army of pikmin.
WHat do you do now?

Take over the world with your new found army.

Make them collect more berries to make a mass armada of ears and demons

Sic black Pikmin on anything that looks at you funny.