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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:00 am 
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This is Probably true.
HOWEVER!
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No. I probably wouldn't survive...

DAMNIT

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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Ame no Akai wrote:
Seriously, you guys should consider putting together a survival kit. I mean, if you can survive an outbreak, you can survive nearly anything.

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Exeres wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Seriously, you guys should consider putting together a survival kit. I mean, if you can survive an outbreak, you can survive nearly anything.

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I deem this a fit zombie survival kit.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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I made it years ago.

I should probably update.

And everyone else should also fill it out.

Hint hint.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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If I were not sitting in my law class, I totally would. :c

BUT seeing as I am in law and SOMEHOW I am on here. Maybe I will when I get home. BUT I HAVE DEEMED THAT KIT LEGIT.
The guy beside me agrees and is astounded that I am not doing our project with the way I am typing but OH WELL
AS LONG AS MY TEACHER THINKS MY TYPING IS ME DOING THE REPORT
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:15 am 
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That's all that matters. Make the teachers believe you are working.

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Wasn't there a thread where everyone filled out the zombie survival sheet a long time ago?


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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Ve have two af those each day.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:17 am 
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Exeres wrote:
That's all that matters. Make the teachers believe you are working.


HE DOES! ahahaha

In between playing games in Multimedia and doing computer research projects in law. At this rate I'll be on all day.
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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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If it was a long time ago then I know nothing about it.

Edit: Working on a new sheet now.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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i'll probably fill one out when I get home, i dunno.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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I'll Probably end up doing the same, Just cause Right now I am lazy as Fuck. :/

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In regard to weapon choices, .22's are cheap, but have little power. .223's are quite a bit more, despite the name. .556 is the standard NATO round, so you may want that. I'd go with the AK-74, though. Sidearm should be at least a .45. Blades don't need to be reloaded.

For food you want non-perishables that don't need to be cooked, but also eat fruit (scurvy).

For shelter, there are many options, but weigh each option carefully.

For knowadge, buy the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
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I would grab a metal bat from my brother's room, empty my backpack then load it up with granola bars, fruit cups, beef jerky and bottles of water. I would then get into my car and head on down to Hempstead Highway. There, I. Would head west and try to get out of the city. There's a good amount of convenience stores and restaurants along the highway, so I could loot those. Also beforehand I may print out a google map of how to get to New Braunfels, Texas. That's where I'd stay until it gets safe again.

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