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impmon08
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>look for police box
>jump in
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Koeqepp
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>retrieve arms from chest

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>Search for know-it-all mage and headstrong warrior

>Go on fantastical adventures with new friends.
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Odds
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>warrior is only a novice and the mage is useless at spellcasting


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Snarf
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>warrior has a sword fetish and the mage is useless at spellcasting


I say they meet a egotistic thief obsessed with owning everything.

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Snarf wrote:
Sebell wrote:
>warrior has a sword fetish and the mage is useless at spellcasting


I say they meet a egotistic thief obsessed with owning everything.


As long as a fantasitcal adventure is involved, I will be pleased.
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Snarf
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Alexandy13 wrote:
Snarf wrote:
Sebell wrote:
>warrior has a sword fetish and the mage is useless at spellcasting


I say they meet a egotistic thief obsessed with owning everything.


As long as a fantasitcal adventure is involved, I will be pleased.



No it will be long and drawn out by about 1400 pages.

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Fooflyer
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>be el presidente,
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Captain Narwhal
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impmon08 wrote:
>look for police box
>jump in


The box is very crowded. The policeman in said box is probably claustrophobic.

Koeqepp wrote:
>retrieve arms from chest


>You remember that you surgically attached arms to your chest. They look dazzling.

Alexandy13 wrote:
>Search for know-it-all mage and headstrong warrior

>Go on fantastical adventures with new friends.


You ask the policeman if he knows any know-it-all mages and headstrong warriors. He says "Piss off," and shoves you out of the kiosk.

Snarf wrote:
Alexandy13 wrote:
Snarf wrote:
Sebell wrote:
>warrior has a sword fetish and the mage is useless at spellcasting


I say they meet a egotistic thief obsessed with owning everything.


As long as a fantasitcal adventure is involved, I will be pleased.



No it will be long and drawn out by about 1400 pages.


Unfortunately, there is no way this thread will get to 1400 pages, so rather than imitate 8 Bit Theatre, you decide to go explore the town some more.

Operation Awesome wrote:
Eh, why not.

Name: L. Ivan Bates

Male

Scholar


You come across a large mansion, and knock at the door. A butler answers.
"Yes?"
"Can I speak to the owner of this fine establishment?" you query.
"One moment, sir."

The butler turns around, and yells into the halls of the mansion.
"Master Bates! You have a guest!"

You giggle like a little schoolgirl at "Master Bates" as that is hilarious.

"I am L. Ivan Bates," says Master Bates.
"JOIN MY PARTY" you scream at him.
"Mmyes, you will be interesting for my studies."

MASTER BATES has joined the party!

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Snarf
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What happened to my character?

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Captain Narwhal
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What happened to my character?


Be patient, good things will come to those who... uh...


Look I wanted to get the masturbation joke out of the way early, ok?

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Odds
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Mine disappeared into the crowd; he's too good at his job.
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Snarf
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Sebell wrote:
Mine disappeared into the crowd; he's too good at his job.


Wow you are so good at planning out characters. You should LARP with my group sometime.

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Odds
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Whatever LARP means.
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Fooflyer
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have el presidente join your party
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