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My dog farts in my face all the time. He must think it's funny to hop into my lap while I'm watching TV and just blast a pants cannon.

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It feels like I should have a boner. Yet, I don't.
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Don't you hate it when you wear jeans, or even shorts, and there is a wrinkle in it that people can confuse with a boner?

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One of my cats throws up almost everywhere. It can get very annoying.

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bunnytots wrote:
Don't you hate it when you wear jeans, or even shorts, and there is a wrinkle in it that people can confuse with a boner?


I hate that so much oh my god

NO LADY I DON'T HAVE A BONER AT YOU

YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE

YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY GENDER


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bunnytots wrote:
Don't you hate it when you wear jeans, or even shorts, and there is a wrinkle in it that people can confuse with a boner?


aughaguahgaugh I hate that.
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so wait is the tmi thread just poop now

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Well, I don't think any of us have had an sexual encounters worth telling from the past few weeks. But I do know we've all pooped the last few weeks.

so risque

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I guess we can say that this thread...

Is full of shit.

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YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 8)

But yeah, jeans boners that aren't really real are an asspain. A bigger asspain is when you're on the bus and you stand up when at your stop and WHOOPSOHMY.MYFLYISDOWN

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This is to guys:

Who else stuck their boner in their waistband when you had one in public?

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Superior Bacon
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i do it all the time

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bunnytots wrote:
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Who else stuck their boner in their waistband when you had one in public?


I do it a lot, even when I'm home alone :U Sometimes I just don't like walking around with my dong pointing like some divining rod.

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Thank the lord for the belt.
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