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WouldYouKindly pretty much just listed all of my favourites.

But it needs more Russell Howard:
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And Sean Lock of course.

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Seinfeld.
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George Carlin


Yeeeesssss.

Why did I not mention him?


Patton Oswalt
"With Obama and Biden in charge, our government has basically become a really cool cop show."

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Daniel Tosh

"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun."

Doug Stanhope

"Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a tiddy bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist."

Bill Hicks

"They're putting the cart before the horse on this pornography issue. Playboy doesn't cause sexual thoughts. Sexual thoughts exist and, therefore, there is Playboy. Do you see? … You know what causes sexual thoughts? I'm gonna clear the air for you tonight. I'm gonna end this debate, hopefully once and for all while on this planet, 'cause outer space awaits our presence, we are better and more unique creatures than this and all eternity is our playground, so let me go ahead and clear this one issue up once and for all and let's move on to real issues. Can we? Great.

Here's what causes sexual thoughts: having a dick."
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Mitch Hedberg

awww yeah

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car.

Some comics get drunk before a show. I don't. When I get drunk, I don't want to stand in front of a bunch of people that I don't know. That does not sound comfortable. Why have all these people gathered? And why am I elevated and not facing the same way as everyone else? And what is this electric stick in my hand? I want a chair too!

may he rest in peace

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Mitch Hedberg is awesome.

"What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable."

"I would imagine that the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is... fucking... clean."

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?"

"I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket."

Also, more Daniel Tosh.
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Eddie Izzard

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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Demetri Martin

The audience is really really eager, geez

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Eddie Izzard


Game Angel wrote:
Demetri Martin


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OH GOD YES.

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Wow that took off like a golden rocket fueled by cheetah blood

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Bill Bailey, indefinitely.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it.

You're absolutely right, Hitler was a vegetarian. It's very unseemly to think so, but there he was. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

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How about some musical comedy?

Stephen Lynch

Da Vinci's Notebook

Jon Lajoie


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I loved Carlos Mencia until the 2008 election campaign. Then he became really political and republican and not funny. :C

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theres another good musical comedian, but i cant remember his name
hes got reeeeally big hair

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