AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Before this thread, I had never heard of them

And I've lived in Virginia, Texas, and New Jersey

Yes, that's it!

Sweet Christ I remember these. And the commercials for them.
Probably only ate one in my entire life.
Totally want more.

I hated getting the hard candy. I seemed to never get anything else but them. WHY CAN'T I GET THE CHEWY CANDY DAMMIT.Seriously. I got it, like once. EVER.

They're all over the place here. Tuxedo Mask used to actually collect them. I might have a photo somewhere of his collection before he stopped collecting them...

I loved the ones that were just little plastic figurines, but depending on how you held them, they were one thing or another. For example, I had one that was a gator when you put it sideways, but a troll if you sat it upright. It was cool.

I got doubles in a 4 pack once.

THAT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.

Was that an actual thing, or were you just a very confused young lass.

It was an actual thing.

Mine was blue. My brother had a green one, although I forget what his was. And my friend has an orange one for a very short period, but she lost her's.

I had mine on my windsill for years, but when we moved, I got rid of it. ):

Man, why does all the cool shit end up on the windowsill.

Not all the cool shit was up there.

I also had these little tiny furbies I got from a Mcdonald's kid's meal.

They couldn't talk or anything but still.

I fucking hate furbies.

Furbies freak me out.

I read both of those as upstanding members of society.

That too.

You know the sad part? That Obama is wasting his time traveling overseas to discuss the quality of a CRAPPY TOY with another country.

"Obama! Kinder Surprise toys are low-quality!"

"Shut. Down. EVERYTHING!"






Also

That would be a terrifying spectacle to behold.