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Reubo wrote:
i remembered it because it had the word "tit" in it


That is how I remember the word too.

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Drinking Diet Coke more than twice a week increases your chances of getting pancreatic cancer up to 80%.

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Most of the coke things are bullshit.


But in my town, you're not allowed to own a lion.

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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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Bacon wrote:
Most of the coke things are bullshit.


But in my town, you're not allowed to own a lion.


How do you find these things out? Besides the obvious... =.=

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WhiteCrestAngel wrote:
Drinking Diet Coke more than twice a week increases your chances of getting pancreatic cancer up to 80%.



Pancreatic cancer is like one of the rarest types of cancers. 80% increase of like a 0.01% chance is still really low (numbers made up).

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Bacon wrote:
But in my town, you're not allowed to own a lion.


Baconlion

GET HER

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NOOOO ;A;

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Reubo... I think I'll have to promote you to Junior Executive of Frienditude for that comment.

Yeah, but if you have a predisposition towards it, then your odds* just became quite high.

*may or may not be referring to Odds

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I don't do drugs.
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real men do lsd
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i get high off life

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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that is fucking disgusting

i've seen someone mix mayonnaise, ketchup, and ranch together.
i gag every time i see it.

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i've seen someone mix mayonnaise, ketchup, and ranch together.
i gag every time i see it.

That's just
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I mean, everyone has their own tastes, but all that oil and stuff mixed together...
I will never understand how someone would like that.
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I learnt that dogs and cats are physically incapable of dancing... So, sorry pet owners everywhere, it may look cut; but, it's not dancing. They lack the part of the brain responsible for rhythm that humans have (although some of us don't show it XP).

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What's wrong about dipping fries in mayonaise?

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