AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I wish!

I will be playing the role of celebrity actor man slash sex icon Snarky VonSnark.

I'd be interested

I'll be the pirate captain again. Picture coming up at some point.

Alexandy, I shall now image you as a rich heir to an alarm clock inventor.

And now, AN INTRO

Sitting in the corner, fiddling with some gadgets that wouldn't appear to make sense to those who weren't educated in the subject, sat a man with a Beige hat. He wore a dirty old white trench coat, the sort you would imagine a Doctor or Scientist to wear. Placing his screwdriver and the gadget into his pocket, he began to stare up into the sky, until remembering there was something going on that would be important.

All these threads end in the forum monkeys flinging their feces at the thread in an attempt to destroy it.

Seriously.

Dear god, if you don't wanna read the story, you could fucking ya know, not respond, instead of piss on it over and over with nonsensical commands.

Jerks. I hate all of you. Go fuck yourself, then give me a hug.

KILL SNARF FIRST.
DOOOOO EEEEEEET.

ITS THE BUTLER

THE BUTLER DID IT

I'm not even sure what style I used here. Some strange mixture between chibi and normal. Also, alternating line thickness. But yeah, here's Captain Lyrz again.

Intro post made later. :T

That sounds like it would be... unpleasant...

I'LL DRAW MY CHARACTER UP RIGHT NOW.

This'll end well.

All these threads do is make me upset that Ballroom Blitz died.

ALL THAT FORESHADOWING

WASTED

So yeah I probably won't be taking part in this.

I'm curious what happened in Ballroom Blitz, but I have no desire to read the whole fucking thing.

Then again, I was getting rustled off in my Adventure thread cause I'd be like "Oh hey foreshadowing" then someone would be like "Derp derp, cut yourself and discover you are a robot" and I'm like "fuck you stop shitting on my crappy foreshadowing"

Does matter if can draw?

No sir it does not.

Now get cozy and we shall begin the bloodshed.