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PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:34 pm 
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Stay underwater for a few hours.


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Try swimming upstream when theyre gone :P Nobody expects the unexpected.

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What harm could come from imprisoning a hellinternet beast every night and making it hate humanity and what it stands for?
Then we can release it back into the wild.


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Swim for the nearest shore and run as fast as you possibly can. Since the huge pile-up you caused will have delayed traffic, back-up will take a bit to reach you.

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YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD, I READ YOUR BOOK!


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DROP KICK A PEDESTRIAN!

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Engage in Rambo-style guerilla warfare.

From underwater.

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Watch out for Underwater bears.










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See if Aquaman is underneath the water with you and ask if he'll help. It's not like he's doing anything else right now.


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stab own foot


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I can't think of anything to top Malum's suggestion.

daisies Underwater bears.


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You may need something to heal with later. Swim underwater and look for some foliage to regain HP once you eat it.

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look for the entrance to your super secret underwater cave


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 Post subject: Re: The ADVENTURES of Maximillion G. Finkelmeier, Daring Thi
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EQUIPPED:
TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES, FEDORA, CRAPPY FALSE MUSTACHE

M.G. Finkelmeier:
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Learn Norwegian.


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Start doing tomfoolerish things to the idol, as it is obviously magic or something, after all, magic creatures are chasing you over it.

Maybe if you rub it, or smash it against a rock, a genie will come out. Then you can make a wish to have the guy who gave you the infinity revolver to come back, and give you an infinity rocket launcher this time.

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