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Head of The Brothel wrote:
I saw that as I was typing it.


I doubt you typed it


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I did.

Every letter.

while holding the shift key.

Caps Lock is for n00bs.

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Hardcore


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Decker wrote:
Hardcore

I do not think that is the only thing that is hard now.


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Ame no Akai wrote:
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lol you can't lick your elbow.

I can! I'm a freak of nature!

Pics or it didn't happen.

"Hi, I'm Karilyn, welcome to Jackass!"

Man, I loved that show.

My arm is double jointed and/or can be popped completely out of joint, makes it remarkably easy.

Actually both my arms are.

I personally think that being able to touch my left shoulder with my right elbow behind my head is far more interesting than being able to lick my elbow.

I'm known for doing the elbow to shoulder behind the head thing whenever I want to really gross someone out.

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You really took the time to bold out every SEX in there?

That's.. Wow

Verri naiz 8)

Copy, click textedit, paste. Find/Replace "SEX" with "SEX" replace all. Copy, paste. Done.

Easier than you think.

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Karilyn wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
Head of The Brothel wrote:
lol you can't lick your elbow.

I can! I'm a freak of nature!

Pics or it didn't happen.

"Hi, I'm Karilyn, welcome to Jackass!"

Man, I loved that show.

My arm is double jointed and/or can be popped completely out of joint, makes it remarkably easy.

Actually both my arms are.

I personally think that being able to touch my left shoulder with my right elbow behind my head is far more interesting than being able to lick my elbow.

I'm known for doing the elbow to shoulder behind the head thing whenever I want to really gross someone out.

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!


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SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

I DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT FREAKY FREAK STUFF AAAA


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Decker wrote:
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

I DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT FREAKY FREAK STUFF AAAA

This one is my favorite double jointed trick, mostly because it looks incredibly painful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhrWQfN2hec#t=00m48s

I don't know how to describe it other than showing a video.

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I WATCHED 3 SECONDS AND SHOT MYSELF

AAAAAA YOU ARE A FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK LEAVEMEALONESTOPQUOTINGMYPOSTSAAAAAAAAAAA

But really, that's really really freaky. Double jointed tricks gross me out so much ;-;


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Holy balls I used to watch 8 hours of tv a day as a kid.

Now I watch nothing, except Dexter.

Internet will kill tv like it's killing movies. MURDERER!

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Mr. Snrub wrote:
Holy balls I used to watch 8 hours of tv a day as a kid.

Now I watch nothing, except Decker.


This is what I read, and I recoiled in fear


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Decker wrote:
Mr. Snrub wrote:
Holy balls I used to watch 8 hours of tv a day as a kid.

Now I watch nothing, except Decker.


This is what I read, and I recoiled in fear

I did that too!


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They're comming for you Decker.

With their elbows behind their heads

they come.

(Not their legs over their heads)

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Decker wrote:
Mr. Snrub wrote:
Holy balls I used to watch 8 hours of tv a day as a kid.

Now I watch nothing, except Decker.


This is what I read, and I recoiled in fear


I only watch you about an hour a week, I have a life you know.

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Head of The Brothel wrote:
They're comming for you Decker.

With their elbows behind their heads

they come.

(Not their legs over their heads)


I had a mental image of a horde of people dragging their asses along the floor in my direction, as their legs were too busy being hats.

Dear lord


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