AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't drink and derive.

Fauche and Def are related?

My sister...GAH!

She constantly tells me what to do!! If I wake up early in the morning and she knows this, she says, "Don't use the computer". I'll use the computer whenever I feel like it, thank you very much! She also bitches when I put too much creamer in my coffee. I happen to DESPISE the taste of straight black coffee (almost as much as the taste of beer), which is why I put a lot of creamer in it (make it as white as an Eevee's mane, that's what I say). I also have a sweet-tooth, but surprisingly, I'm not at all fat.

Me and my sister hardly like any of the same things! She likes Twilight, I think it's dumb. She hates video games, I love 'em. She hates rats, guess what, I have two of them and they're not going anywhere (my precious upstanding member of society babies...:3).

Long rant is long BAWWW

Don't you have coloring homework or something.

I'm 17. I don't have that kind of homework anymore, boi.

Are you sure.

Yes. My sister's just a bitch sometimes.

I'm in college and I still have colouring homework....

God damned painting class.

Oh wait, unless you mean art class...then yes. But I do it at school.

BTW Merlin, 2 more posts until you hit 3,000. How does it make you feel?

Go on.

JUST ONE MORE!!

this thread isn't about siblings -_-

My brother drinks a lot.

He makes more cheddar than my parents.

What.

My brother is in prison right now. He got there from molesting my 4 month old (at the time) sister.