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Merlin
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Then maybe you should read the Bible, thar.


Maybe the majority of Christians should read that there Bible.

I don't recall the Bible ever saying "be dick and force your religion on people, also kill them."

Christianity started as a religion then spiraled into a way to control the masses.

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Merlin wrote:
Ryushusupercat wrote:
Then maybe you should read the Bible, thar.


Maybe the majority of Christians should read that there Bible.

I don't recall the Bible ever saying "be dick and force your religion on people, also kill them."

Christianity started as a religion then spiraled into a way to control the masses.


Sounds like Catholicism

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Merlin
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Sounds like a mess.

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To be completely honest, if the apocolypse was predicted, I wouldn't want to feel the pain and suffering of all my fellow humans, while we burned/got invaded/zombified/nuked.

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Seriously, I'd be dead within 10 seconds in the fallout universe (or any other post-apocalyptic scenario) and, being a pessimest, 'hope' wouldn't get me through it.

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oh, and just out of curiosity, does anyone know what radiation suits are made out of?

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Misterian wrote:
oh, and just out of curiosity, does anyone know what radiation suits are made out of?


...radiation?
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oh, and just out of curiosity, does anyone know what radiation suits are made out of?


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The British Armed Forces suit is reinforced nylon with charcoal impregnated felt


Nylon and burnt wood.
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Head of The Brothel wrote:
Misterian wrote:
oh, and just out of curiosity, does anyone know what radiation suits are made out of?


wikipedia wrote:
The British Armed Forces suit is reinforced nylon with charcoal impregnated felt


Nylon and burnt wood.


really?

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Thats what wikipedia says, so its potentionally reliable.

And yeah, charcoal is burnt wood.
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Ryushusupercat wrote:
Then maybe you should read the Bible, thar.


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That is quite easily the best lol I've had in months.
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Merlin wrote:
I don't recall the Bible ever saying "be dick and force your religion on people, also kill them."

It did. A lot.

Heck, it pretty much told you "Its alright to kill if you really want to".
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Ahahaha Def.

Hey guys.

Be careful with that thar religion topic that is separated from the thread topic.
Sensitive subject is sensitive

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Then maybe you should read the Bible, thar.

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HOLY FUCK
I ALWAYS SHOWED THAT PART OF THE BIBLE TO EVERYONE
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