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Oh wow, you're so witty.


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I haven't ever tried these before but oh my god those look delicious and I need to get the ingredients for that recipe right now.


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2 McNuggets
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).


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MORGANMAN wrote:
2 McNuggets
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)

Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.

Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).


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Five great recipes in one Youtube video.

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How to make a Big Mac


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I've got a cookbook for cookies right next to me, I think I'll open to a random page and type out what's on it.
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I got the index. I actually did get the index the first time.
Alright, let's try this again, a recipe for chocolate orange cookies.
You'll need...
1 cup of butter, softened
3/4 cup sugar, divided
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2-1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup finely grated orange peel
1 cup semisweet chocolate chips, melted.
In a mixing bowl, cream butter and 1/2 cup sugar. Add egg and vanilla, add flour and salt, then mix. Cover and refrigerate for about 15 minutes. roll dough on a floured surface until it's about one fourth of an inch thick, cut fough and shape it into 2 inch by one inch rectangles. Place on ungreased baking sheets. Combine orange peel and remaining sugar, then spread on cookies. Bake at 350 for about 15 minutes, or until the edges begin to brown. Decorate cookies with melted chocholate.
Yields about 3 dozen.


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Ya take about 5 dozen eggs, start putting em' in a bowl...
Mix the FUCK outta them, and whatta ya get?

PENIS!!!!!!





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Ya take about 5 dozen eggs, start putting em' in a bowl...
Mix the FUCK outta them, and whatta ya get?

PENIS!!!!!!





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How is that funny?

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How is that funny?

Funny? No, he just really likes penises!


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It was funny in the video.


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Plasma wrote:
Funny? No, he just really likes penises!

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Sea-Salt Ice Cream Recipe

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Lolita wrote:
How to make water:

Needed:

A sink with a faucet
A glass or something that can hold water

Get a glass
Go to a faucet
Turn it on
Put the glass under the faucet
Turn off the faucet until you are satisfied with the amount of water.

ENJOY~


Oh my god, you do not realise how much of a life saver you are. My company is have a potluck and I wanted to make some waters but I just couldn't find the recipe anywhere.


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if that counts as a recipe, I know how to remedy the bad tastes of diet coke:

ingredients:

1 glass of diet coke or pepsi ( tall glasses recommended)

1 or 2 spoonfuls of sugar.

1 container lemon juice.

directions:

simply put the 1 or 2 spoonfuls of sugar into the soda, next squirt a small amount of lemon juice into it, stir well, then enjoy.


it works for me everytime. I bet it'll work for you too (unless you're serious about keeping the diet in diet soda.)

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