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Putting Bengay (or Gold Bond or whatever) on your balls is a bad idea. NSFW?

I want to put jello in a microwave to see what happens. Because I can. If I had some.


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Putting Bengay (or Gold Bond or whatever) on your balls is a bad idea. NSFW?

I want to put jello in a microwave to see what happens. Because I can. If I had some.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjWjwliYcJo&fmt=18

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Should we also post morals learned from experiments?

Number one: Cats don't like water.

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I have a bunch of pure mettalic sodium that I have no use for. What should I do with it ?

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Harby wrote:
I have a bunch of pure mettalic sodium that I have no use for. What should I do with it ?


Microwave it.

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Number two: Mom says I shouldn't put little sister in the microwave anymore.

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Chocolate chips shouldn't be put in a microwave for more than one minute.

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Trennicus wrote:
Should we also post morals learned from experiments?

Number one: Cats don't like water.

And what was the real lesson? Don't leave cats in the fridge.


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Lolita wrote:
Harby wrote:
I have a bunch of pure mettalic sodium that I have no use for. What should I do with it ?


Microwave it.


actually that wont do as much as chucking it in my pool will so Im gonna go do that

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I want to put jello in a microwave to see what happens. Because I can. If I had some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjWjwliYcJo&fmt=18
The Big Cheese and I love this show.

I feel just a bit let down. :?


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Trennicus wrote:
Should we also post morals learned from experiments?

Number one: Cats don't like water.

Number three: Giving pigeons rice is awesome.

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Creeper wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjWjwliYcJo&fmt=18

The Big Cheese and I love this show.

In a similar vein... Will It Blend?

Lolita wrote:
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I have a bunch of pure mettalic sodium that I have no use for. What should I do with it ?


Microwave it.

No, no, no. Put it in a bucket of water, then close the lid tightly.



ALSO WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED VINEGAR AND BAKING SODA?

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Do they really put those expansive things in the blender and blend them for real?

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Do they really put those expansive things in the blender and blend them for real?


Yep.

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The effects of throwing ice/water in hot oil in a pan is amazing when you are 6 years old.

Of course, my mother didn't like it at all.

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