AWKWARD ZOMBIE

No one yet? For Shame.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except for the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And torn it pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so pop flyin' for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people that are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE
still alive

All I know is that to me you look like you're lots of fun
open up your loving arms
Watch out here I come

You spin me right round baby right round
like a record baby right round round round
You spin me right round baby right round
like a record baby right round round round

I want your LoooOOOOOOVE!
I want your LoooOOOOOOVE!
I need your LoooOOOOOOVE!

DO DO, DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO.

From Ocarina of Time.

SO LET'S GET A PARTY GOING (LETS GET A PARTY GOING)
NOT ITS TIME TO PARTY, AND WE'LL PARTY HARD (PARTY HARD)
SO LET'S GET A PARTY GOING (LETS GET A PARTY GOING)
WHEN ITS TIME TO PARTY WE WILL ALWAYS PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD

ANDREW W.K. JESUS CHRIST LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN PLEASE.

Wa wa
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa
Wa wa
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa
Wa wa
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa
Wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa

Wa wa (voo-oo)
Wa wa wa (voo-oo-oo)
Wa wa wa (voo-oo-oo)
Wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa
Wa wa (voo-oo)
Wa wa wa (voo-oo-oo)
Wa wa wa (voo-oo-oo)
Wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa
Wa wa (voo-oo)
Wa wa wa (voo-oo-oo)
Wa wa wa (voo-oo-oo)
Wa wa wa wa wa wa waaa

Wa wa

~A capella version of the big band standard Splanky, as covered by The Real Group.

Who likes to rock the party?
Who likes to rock the party?
Who likes to rock the party?
Who likes to rock the party?
Who likes to rock the party?
I like to rock the party!
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New Zealand likes to rock the party!

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonics institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space.

Where is Chocolate Rain?
I move away from the mic to breath in.

Oh wait, that's not an actual lyric. fffff

enemy lasagna
robust below wax
semiautomatic aqua
accompany slacks
why coffee gymnastic
motorcycle unibrow
existential plastic extra nightly cow

daisies jettison goodbye through
everything center who
spidery concubine
pale lickity-split remorse
vitamin after force
already nested human wine

flight
luminary uprise
entanglement broke
unsophisticated clockwise
holiday way smoke
abundant various
metaphorically applause
underneath hilarious oxymoron claws

rectangular awkward hurt
million controvert
never undressing sneer
blue therapy fall inside
father dethrone applied
guillotine apprehensive engineer

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation

pop flyin' pop flyin' joy joy
pop flyin' pop flyin' joy joy
pop flyin' pop flyin' joy joy
pop flyin' pop flyin' joy joy
pop flyin' pop flyin' joy joy joy!

Na, na, la la laaaaa,
Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!
Na, na, la la laaaaa,
Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!

Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like yourself?
Should I bend over
Should I look older
Just to be put on your shelf?
I try to act like Grace Kelly (ooh)
But then my looks were too sad (aah)
So then I tried a little Freddy
I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you walk out the door?

Say what you want to satisfy yourself
'Cause you only want what everybody else says you should want---
You wa-nt

I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful, I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me
Why don't you like me
Why don't you walk out the door?

You can't hold it too tight
These matters of security
You don't have to be wound so tight
Smoking on the balcony
But it's like sleaze in the park
You women you have no self-control,
We angels remark outside
You are known for insatiable needs
I don't know a thing

I've seen love
And I follow the speed in the starlight
I've seen love
And I follow the speed in the star-swept night

Yeah pace is the trick

And to all the destruction in man...

Well I see you as you take your pride, my lioness
Your defenses seem wise I cannot press
And attentions at demise, my lioness
Can't you hurt it some, think I hurt it

I've seen love
And I follow the speed in the starlight
I've seen love
And I follow the speed in the star-swept night

And now I select you,
Slow now I let you
See how I stun, see how I stun
Now I select you, slow now I bet you
See how I stun, see how I stun

And to all the destruction in man...
And to all the corruption in my hand...

And now I select you, slow now I let you
See how I stun, see how I stun
Now I select you, slow now I bet you
See how I stun, see how I stun
Now I select you, slow now I let you,
See how I stun, see how I stun
Now I select you, slow now I let you
I always follow the speed in the star-swept night


...You don't hold a candle...
...You don't hold a candle...
...You don't hold a candle...
...You don't hold a candle...