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Leoj
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Trygve wrote:
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Examine morning wood.


Look at CP.
Get caught by Chris Hansen.
Have a seat right over there.

[spoiler]I do not know what you just said. Is CP the disease or is it Ceasar's Place? Or maybe Captain Piccard![/spoiler]


It is most definetly Captain Piccard, if you don't know what it is, I suggest going to urban dictionary and typing in CP.

I respect your position, but seriously, check out this CP.

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AAA
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Cut off arm.


With that mug in your hand.


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You are now hitting yourself over and over again using the last of your strengths.
You fall asleep.
You wake up the next morning and all your stuff is gone.
You now got a morning wood.
Morning wood added to inventory.

What will you do now?

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The nerdy RPG feeling is lost...
anyways



Go to the center of the town, read billboard.
dressed no more penises


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The Idiotic Oracle
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If you have a wife, beat her.

With your penis.

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AAA
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Sounnikoura wrote:
The nerdy RPG feeling is lost...
anyways



Go to the center of the town, read billboard.
dressed no more penises

Morning Wood is now a regular penis.
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On the billboard there was two notices. The first one said
"Turnering må ha eget utstyr i dag"
The other one said:
"Bli med paa vikingtokt i morgen"

So in other words: There is a tournament being held today and you can join a viking-trip tomorrow.
You read this while wearing a pair of pants that you found.

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Sounnikoura
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Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds.


Also, what's a viking trip


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SBKT
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Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds
Drink the competitors you did not bet on under the table for good measure.
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AAA
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Sounnikoura wrote:
Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds.


Also, what's a viking trip

It is the word I used after translating bodaciously. It is when vikings are going to plunder and destroy and whatever.

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daisies, I wasn't done with my morning wood. Jerks.
Prepare for a fun and blood-filled day of plunderin'. Also, drink.


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AAA
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SBKT wrote:
Sounnikoura wrote:
Watch the tournament and place some bets on the last rounds
Drink the competitors you did not bet on under the table for good measure.

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You bet the little of your cheddar on the most pathetic person there was.
You drank the people under the table, except the one you bet your cheddar on.
You won a lot of cheddar.
A lot of cheddar added to the inventory.
You are now drunk.

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>Eat penis

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>Eat penis

Invalid command. Vikings are not a stupid people.

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Buy a new helmet to be prepared for tomorrow's Viking trip
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Loli Witchfinder
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Vikings are gay.



I say this as I proudly wear a Mjolnir.
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Buy a new helmet to be prepared for tomorrow's Viking trip
Use the old helmet as a puke-cap.
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