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Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Green Beret

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Trained to live off nature's land
Trained in combat, hand-to-hand
Men who fight by night and day
Courage peak from the Green Berets

Silver wings upon their chest
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will test today
But only three win the Green Beret

Back at home a young wife waits
Her Green Beret has met his fate
He has died for those oppressed
Leaving her his last request

Put silver wings on my son's chest
Make him one of America's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day
Have him win the Green Beret.

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I have a beret in my home.

On the other hand, Miss StarSeed makes me want to have a second one.

Booty call? Only if it's a free call. I'm not paying for long distance. :x

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I can't function in this thread because I saw those...

I'll never be able to wear a beret either.


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...A beret thread...?

I didn't know they were that common.

I haven't worn mine in like months.


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:colbert:

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IF YOU POST 'EM
GOT 'EM.

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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF FRENCH!


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Yeili wrote:
I didn't know they were that common.

They're common amongst awesome folk.

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Christoph wrote:
Yeili wrote:
I didn't know they were that common.

They're common amongst awesome folk.

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Christoph wrote:
Yeili wrote:
I didn't know they were that common.

They're common amongst awesome folk.

There's not that many of those folk 'round these parts *wheat in mouth*

Pardner.


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...What is this thread even about anymore? What was the point of this thread anyway?


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Airigh wrote:
...What is this thread even about anymore? What was the point of this thread anyway?

BERETS.


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Airigh wrote:
...What is this thread even about anymore? What was the point of this thread anyway?


Are you... retarded.

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After hours of searching through the intertubes, I think that I managed to find a picture of Merlin in a beret.

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Close, but I'm not Krauser.

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