AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A little kid (possible under 7) kept on annoying me at the tennis court by "bumping" me with his raquet, serving balls into my face and something else.

I served on back at his head and accidently put him in hospital.

Lyra, how do you accidentally bitch-slap someone? Twice?

Well, I once hid someone's shoes in a microwave after youth. They couldn't find them for four days and almost bought a new pair of them. Hey, to be fair, this person was never very nice to me. There's a reason I don't go to that church for youth anymore.

I'm too goodie/so quiet no one messes with me. Though I'm always I-don't-want-human-contact type person. Nothing sticks out except a time when we were driving home in the dark, someone behind us had really bright headlights. My dad wasn't pop flyin' about it, so I flipped the guy the finger. I was in the backseat. He probably saw. -smiles-

Pssh, that's nothin'.

One time: I posted on the internets.



Oh God, I'm doing it again.

Hmm. I don't really do bad things, but I can be a real jerk to my friends

I stabbed my friend's hand with a metal fork because he kept taking my potato chips. I had to "babysit" a kid in the mall, and while me and my friend were looking in FYE he kept throwing a bottlecap at me. I said he needed to stop. He did it again. I said stop again. He did it again. After that, I grabbed a thick magazine, rolled it up, and smacked him right on the head. My friend said he had tears in his eyes when I was walking away.


All that comes to my mind right now.

I linked an FMA icon to a funny picture thread, and people told me that it was not allowed because of the reference, though it showed absolutely nothing. ;-.-

I went to all the houses with "take one" buckets on their porch on halloeen, took all the candy, wrote down the addresses, made little boats with the addresses on them, and put them all in the local pool.


Also, I blew up Russia.

No you didn't. I'm still here.

I stabbed a person's head with a fork. Nothing happened...until he tried to take it out.

Saved orphan Nazis from a chemical fire.

Oh wait, I just remembered something (because of the microwave thing in someone's post).

I used to have an aunt with a black cat.
Every time I went over to her house I would put the cat in the fridge (I was like 7).

It always got out somehow, I'm guessing my aunt took it out. But I would always put it back in and I don't know how long it would stay there.

I sound too much like a goody two shoes.

I'd say that that's moving out of the grey area, and into something a bit darker.