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tempus · **Joined:** Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:05 pm **Posts:** 1

"I was trying to impress somebody with my gluing skills"
who exactly?? and if theyre the kind of girl/guy thats impressed by gluing prowess, i some how doubt that is a person you should procreate with. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Crxss · **Joined:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:14 am **Posts:** 15

PASSIVESTAMINA wrote:

I hope it went well. Everyone knows glueing skills are important. Glueing can really get you far in life.

Glueing got me pretty far down your mom's pants! GIGGITY GOO!

So original, I know.

Corvidophile · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:30 pm

Procreate? Hell no, it was my neighbour and once-friend who was two years younger than me and shitty at making stuff look good. She handed me her diorama project expecting me to complete it with ease, and I couldn't show weakness.

Merlin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:13 pm

I glued my middle and ring finger together with super glue once. It was hours before rehearsal so I just poured soap on it washed it for two hours.

Water · **Posted:** Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:21 pm

Well, this topic is pleasantly painful.

Screw this, let's talk about pharmacists.

Wry Bread · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:19 am

I wonder if Pharmacists are required to undergo serious training. I mean, they don't diagnose anybody. They just read the thing and give them their medicine, right, and occaionally put the pills in the bottle ro maybe special order them or something. I guess they'd have to be trustworthy, too... or else your phramacist would be stoned on like, Novacaine or something 24/7. That would be interesting.

Crxss · **Joined:** Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:14 am **Posts:** 15

A pharmacist is just a legal drug dealer. Who makes lots of legal cheddar. They do have to go to school to be a pharmacist, though. Right? Cuz there's a lot more going on than just putting pills in a bottle, obviously. I mean, they have to weigh the pills too! It costs mucho cheddar to go to a pharmacist school, where they learn the delicate art of pill weighing, and counting.

Water · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:59 pm

Who knew you needed to go to school to learn how to count.

RandomNPC#36 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:49 pm

Apparently Target sends people to college for it. No lie, I've seen it happen. Hell, I didn't even know Target had a pharmacy...

Sarahrose · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:14 am

FIRST POAST
MORE LIKE FIRST TOAST
A PHARMACIST TOAST

Okita · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:14 am

First Toast?
Try first TAOIST

Water · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:56 am

Well done.

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:50 pm

Varn wrote:

HOW I MINE 4 FUNY

VARN!

John Craft · **Posted:** Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:57 pm

tempus wrote:

"I was trying to impress somebody with my gluing skills"
who exactly?? and if theyre the kind of girl/guy thats impressed by gluing prowess, i some how doubt that is a person you should procreate with. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

You know what's so great about this post ?
It's the only one tempus ever wrote on this forum.
HE CAME HERE JUST TO SAY SUCH BULLCRAP !!

Marluxia.Kyoshu · **Joined:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:32 pm **Posts:** 232

/cast Thread Resurrection (Rank ∞)

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