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How do you avoid bad elocution?

[spoiler]Stay inside during a thunderstorm.[/spoiler]

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Music jokes!

If you throw a viola player and a soprano off of a cliff, who hits the ground first?
[spoiler]Who cares?[/spoiler]

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

[spoiler]Eleven, one to change it and ten to tell him how much better they could have done it.[/spoiler]
How do you know a Soprano is standing outside the door?

[spoiler]She can’t find her key and doesn’t know when to come in.[/spoiler]

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull?
[spoiler]With a bull, the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back :awesome:[/spoiler]
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Music jokes!

I love you...

Speaking of music jokes.

What do you call the group of people that follow a band around?
[spoiler]The Percussionists.[/spoiler]

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What do you call it when a person moves from middle management to upper management?

A promotion.

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There's a pub that claims it can make any sandwich you request.

A man walks in and says, "I want an alligator sandwich- and make it quick!"


You tell jokes as badly as Granny Weatherwax.
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Jews

This is my favorite.

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What's worse than five babies nailed to a tree?
[spoiler]One baby nailed to five trees.[/spoiler]


I've heard that joke, only I heard the one with trash cans, not trees.


I've got no bad jokes to share. baawwww

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How do you make a Trombone player shut up?
[spoiler]Give him a solo.[/spoiler]

Also applies to whiny tenor saxes. =]:

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What do you call the group of people that follow a band around?
[spoiler]The Percussionists.[/spoiler]


:colbert:

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Merlin wrote:
Trennicus wrote:
What do you call the group of people that follow a band around?
[spoiler]The Percussionists.[/spoiler]


:colbert:

Are you a [percussionist?

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How do you turn a Trombone into a french horn?


[spoiler]Put your hand in the bell and miss all the notes.[/spoiler]
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why was the football coach at the bank?

[spoiler]He wanted his quarterback.[/spoiler]
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Trennicus wrote:
Fireheart storm wrote:
Music jokes!

I love you...

Speaking of music jokes.

What do you call the group of people that follow a band around?
[spoiler]The Percussionists.[/spoiler]

:awesome:

How do you know an alto threw the ball?

[spoiler]The Pitch is always flat[/spoiler]

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How do you turn a Trombone into a french horn?


[spoiler]Put your hand in the bell and miss all the notes.[/spoiler]


Very nice :P

What's the definition of an alto?
[spoiler]A soprano who can sightread. [/spoiler]

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
[spoiler]The dog knows when to stop scratching.[/spoiler]

What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
[spoiler]The exhaust.[/spoiler]

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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SAD?

Tenor saxes aren't even important enough to make fun of. ]:

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Trennicus wrote:
Merlin wrote:
Trennicus wrote:
What do you call the group of people that follow a band around?
[spoiler]The Percussionists.[/spoiler]


:colbert:

Are you a [percussionist?


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