AWKWARD ZOMBIE

there's a bus stop just outside my apartment complex

the night before my old roommate moved to atlanta we went to dave & busters for my birthday
he paid for the drinks and food and everything
on our Uber home we were stuck behind the bus stopped at the stop outside our apartment complex and I remarked that this was the last time he would see the bus, as he was leaving in the morning, and did he have any last words for his former steed he would ride into battle at the verizon call center he worked at


he saluted from the back seat of some shitty Ford Focus



and then the next day someone stole my credit card


and then the next next next next next next next next next nextn next (x like 20) I found out that he was overcharging me like $200 a month for my share of rent. i was paying 2x as much as him

so thats my actual story contribution to this thread. CN trusts and befriends a person, CN is burned by a person. again

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I got lost with some friends in a small train station in Berlin once. Like, we couldn't find the exit.

Once upon a time when I was a little kid, I really liked apple juice. Me and my family went camping one day and I was really thirsty.
So, I decided to go get some apple juice.

Unfortunately my family decided for this camping trip to use the poptop apple juice bottles as a place to store the dishwashing liquid.

I don't remember this incident super well myself, but I know I felt very sick. From second hand accounts I've learned that apparently I also either vomited or hiccuped out bubbles.

Related "I was a dumb kid once" story

When I was like 6 or 7 my family went on vacation to Las Vegas. One the way there I came down with the chicken pox. But my parents didn't want to take me to a doctor in Vegas, so mother just got me a ton of anti-itch cream. It took all of my little kid willpower to not constantly scratch.

We went to some jazz show at some point, and the band started playing a song titled "Itchin' and a-Scratchin'". Every time they sang that line, all my little kid willpower was out the window.

So I had the most eventful case of the chicken pox ever. The rest of the trip was fine, and looking back on it I probably spread the disease to other children everywhere I went, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The

Back in high school, I would spend lunch in the library browsing those shitty flash game sites and one day I found one that also offered mirrors of various older games. I stumbled on Quake Arena and installed it immediately. Over the next few days, I went to the rest of the computers and similarly installed Quake on all of them before telling all of my friends what was up. From then on, every day before class, during lunch, and if we were staying after school for any reason, we were playing LAN matches whenever we could. I got a reputation for camping and one-shotting with a railgun.

Sometimes I miss school.

There was one time when I was vacuuming the basement (which is already spooky enough) when I started getting a weird vibe. You know the feeling, like your being watched and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. I turned the vacuum off and turned around towards the doorway to see if there was someone or something near me. Its a normal reaction anyone would have at that moment with that feeling. However, what I saw, I was definitely not prepared for. An old man in jeans and a red shirt was standing right in front of me! He had gray hair, oblong shaped face full of wrinkles and stood kinda tall. As fast as he showed up, he vanished into thin air. I was shocked and ran up the stairs without a second thought of leaving the vacuum behind. I saw a ghost but it was a full manifestation. I couldn't see through him or anything during the time he was standing there. Looking back now, it was awesome <3
True story.