AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Good move, but I can do better.

Now I activate my spell card:



Which will allow me to reveal your side of the field and all of your secrets!

Well played, sir.

Well played, indeed...

(and that's the only thing I've understood this whole time...)

Go fish.

I can't. My fishing license has expired.

I'm willing to let you have mine, but I'll need something in return...

I know! If you can get me a Golden Turnip, I'll gladly let you have my old Fishing License.

*ANGRY?*UPSET?* WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? *WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!*

**COME ON DOWN TO THE PITCHFORK EMPORIUM**


**WE GOT 'EM ALL!**

Traditional|Left Handed|Fancy
---E|Ǝ---|---{
**WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!**

33% off!|66% off!|Manufacturer's Defect!
---F|---L|---e

**NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN.** ***EUROPEAN MODELS!***

The Euro|The Pound|The Lira
---€|---£|---₤

**HAPPY LYNCHING!**

^(* *some assembly required*)

Nice try, but I was prepared for that.

Good thing you played that, because I didn't have anything of a matching color or number, and someone is down to two cards... I'm not saying any names, but that individual (or drone) better hope I don't get the wild/draw four.

yeah i didnt really have a folllow up for this thread


whoops

mod abuse isnt aleways easy kids

blitz walrus i appreciate everything that you do

Oh, shit, did we take the jokers out of the deck?

(I still don't know what we're doing)

I go away to find a job n' shit, and the forum is falling apart.

It's all Dark's fault! He needs to learn to unfunny waste of space, time and resources better!