QUICK, IF WE POST FAST ENOUGH IT WILL BE PAGE THREE AND HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO POST ON PAGE 2!
If you do succceed in posting on page 2 and become evil emperor of the universe, how many slots are open in administration and where do we submit resumes?
Also you never officially stated you were done with Dangan Crossing so theoretically thread is not dead.
How can I tell that knowledge is beyond my comprehension if I can't comprehend not being able to comprehend it?
_________________ I had a dream which was not all a dream
Post subject: Re: AZ FORUMITE KAMAK SEEKS PERFECTION IN EXCHANGE FOR HOT T
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:08 pm
Riku's other favorite
Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 10:07 pm Posts: 10357 Location: disregard my location
FOOLS. YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE ABILITY TO REACH TRUE PERFECTION. NOW LOOK UPON WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED FOR YOURSELVES. LOOK UPON MY PERFECTION.
UNCENSORED MALE MAMMARIES.
NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW.
But to indulge you before your ENDLESS YEARS OF SUFFERING UNDER MY LEADERSHIP, I will answer your pitiful puny imperfect ponderings.
[Citation Needed] wrote:
okay so i was reading some interesting shit about the president's motorcade and the secret service
in addition to being on a list now, i learned some interesting things like the presidential limousine keeps bottles of the president's blood on board in case he needs an emergency transfusion or in case michelle gets hungry and they can't find any cattle on which she can feedjk she's really pretty i love her i am not drunk i promsie
MY QUESTION to YOU sir is if you got a new job and you were told they had to drain a few bottles of your blood out to store nearby in case you were injured what kind of Little Debbie snack cake would you eat afterwards to avoid getting light headed????
They would never get the needle into my arm without impaling themselves on the process because of the sheer perfection that they would be fixated on while attempting to do their job. Also my skin is made of like, titanium now? It's really weird, but cool at the same time.
As for your question, I GUESS I would eat Marshmallow Supremes, EXCEPT THEY'VE DISCONTINUED THEM NOW THAT I'VE GOOGLED ABOUT IT. THIS WILL BE FIXED POST-HASTE.
My grandma was big into Little Debbie stuff, especially Marshmallow Supremes and she used to share them with me for helping her out around the kitchen because of how perfect I was even back then. So it's kinda sad to find out they aren't making them anymore, even if they were probably the worst thing for you short of eating straight salted lard.
SO SINCE THAT'S OUT OF THE PICTURE I'LL SAY FUDGE ROUNDS. With Brownie Bites following close after.
Exeres wrote:
Kamak wrote:
I am pop flyin' to announce that with just one more post I will assume my rightful place at the top of the forum,
I've got a hot tip for you, but you're gonna have to search me for it.
YOU LAUGH NOW, BUT MY PERFECT NIPPLES WILL CREATE A SINGULARITY THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO ABSORB THE ENTIRE dick size OF EVERY MEMBER ON THE FORUM, GIVING ME THE BIGGEST dick size AND THUS THE MOST RESPECT AND POWER. EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO APPRECIATE HOW BIG MY dick size IS. IT WILL BE TOO LARGE TO NOT NOTICE.
And I already found your hot tip. It was disappointing, frankly. I mean just 77 cents in change? You must be the worst at tipping.
[Citation Needed] wrote:
Exeres wrote:
I've got a hot tip for you, but you're gonna have to search me for it.
not sure if this is a penis joke or if i'm just dirty minded
but pls, he only has eyes for zac effron and steve buscemi
YOU SAID YOU WOULD TELL NO ONE. NOW YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO BE CRUSHED.
Granny Benson wrote:
How do I transcend to my native wolf form?
Buy a wolf pelt to wear over your human skin, and go to wall street to become a stock market advisor. You'll be a true animal by the end of the week.
The Big Cheese wrote:
how do become mod on forum
Wait this forum has proletariats? Since when?
I guess you can take up the job since no one else is doing anything.
Guyperson wrote:
I actually have a few questions
First, how freaking long has it been since I last posted I mean really. Second, let's say I theoretically have a metaphorical wish granting genie with 3 wishes, if you catch my drift. If I used my first wish to grant him his freedom, would I still get the the other two? Theoretimetaphorically? Third, did you hear that Guts finally got off the boat? I mean I haven't checked to see if it's true yet or not but that's not the point. Fourth, if you have one bucket that holds three gallons of water and another bucket that holds five gallons of water, how many buckets do you have? Fifth, what profit is it to a man if he gains the world at the cost of his very soul? Sixth, see that mountain? You can climb it. Seventh, you gonna just keep running away?! Finally, has their ever been an instance where it is openly stated in a fictional drama that they couldn't find someone's body and they DIDN'T return alive later?
1. 91 days 2 hours and 9 minutes since your last post in the Splatoon thread. 2. Genies can't be freed with a wish. Only true love can set them free. And goat blood. Lots of goat blood. 3. Ask again later. 4. If you turn the bucket on it's side, it is no longer a bucket because it can't hold water sideways. So you have no buckets. 5. A bunch of cheddar, bro. 6. I don't need to climb it when I can walk over it with my loooooooong perfect legs. 7. I RUN FROM NO MAN. Women though, yeesh. 8. When the show gets cancelled before they can resort to voodooism to bring back said dead people, yes.
Airra wrote:
How many fingers am I holding up?
72. And who said you could sever fingers of my subjects?
Cynical Slob wrote:
did you ever play xcom? a guy shoots
A few of my friends play xcom. I'm not big into guns when I have guns like these *flexes*
Clerical Terrors wrote:
what?
The question is who.
TurboPunz wrote:
Rounding to the nearest ten, how many times do you think I've listened to Death By Glamour as of the time I'm writing this post? I've taken down the number for future reference.
at least 110
Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
I know all your secrets Turbo
This isn't a question, greenman.
TurboPunz wrote:
Well yes, but Kamak doesn't.
I KNOW ALL.
Vax wrote:
Will I ever be free of this place
Will the release of death unshackle me from this forum
Will the spirits of my mod ancestors allow it
Sorry, but you're contractually obligated to live out your afterlife here. It's okay though, there'll be plenty of hot men. Mostly me though.
Exeres wrote:
Can I penis?
Can you or may you?
Marcato wrote:
I'll never help you reach perfect, you hear me?
NEVER
......Shit.
Also what is your opinion on legalizing gay marijuana?
It's Cannabis and Eve not Cannabis and Steve.
ALSO, YOU FOOL.
Misterme7 wrote:
QUICK, IF WE POST FAST ENOUGH IT WILL BE PAGE THREE AND HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO POST ON PAGE 2!
If you do succceed in posting on page 2 and become evil emperor of the universe, how many slots are open in administration and where do we submit resumes?
Also you never officially stated you were done with Dangan Crossing so theoretically thread is not dead.
How can I tell that knowledge is beyond my comprehension if I can't comprehend not being able to comprehend it?
You can submit resumes to the hole to hell I crawled out of. They have a very nice staff down there that will sort out your role in my administration post-haste. Or flay you.
I have ideas for Dangan Crossing and I will probably discuss them later in this thread when I don't have a mountain of questions to get through. No promises though.
You just did comprehend your inability to comprehend, so have fun being twisted in on yourself into a minute black hole. I hear it tastes like pretzels in there.
Perplexate wrote:
What is the smallest number in the alphabet?
i
TurboPunz wrote:
Misterme7 wrote:
QUICK, IF WE POST FAST ENOUGH IT WILL BE PAGE THREE AND HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO POST ON PAGE 2!
Way ahead of you.
Are you daring to stand against me?
TurboPunz wrote:
These lines are so they look at each other Don't mind me
A series of gifts for you on the occasion of your 10,000th post. Use them as you see fit.
Okay I will forgive your transgressions and will only have the skin peeled off of you once a day like the rest of your people.
[Citation Needed] wrote:
pop flyin' PAGE 2
I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT ALL OF YOU INSIGNIFICANT IMPERFECT PEASANTS. SO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING TERRIBLE AND LETTING SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY EVIL TAKE OVER.
Marcato wrote:
Page three is post-perfection, AKA not perfect.
Perfect is Perfect no matter how Perfect. I hope you understand now, young lady.
Post subject: Re: AZ FORUMITE KAMAK SEEKS PERFECTION IN EXCHANGE FOR HOT T
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:47 pm
Master of Seduction
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am Posts: 5475
Kamak wrote:
TurboPunz wrote:
Rounding to the nearest ten, how many times do you think I've listened to Death By Glamour as of the time I'm writing this post? I've taken down the number for future reference.
At least 110.
You were off by about 2,010. By the way, the answer is now 2,170.
72. And who said you could sever fingers of my subjects?
Hey, hey. Some of us collect toys, some of us collect bones. I happen to collect severed fingers. It shouldn't bother you. I mean, it isn't like you draw your newfound perfect perfection from these fingers being intact or anything, right?
_________________ Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
72. And who said you could sever fingers of my subjects?
Hey, hey. Some of us collect toys, some of us collect bones. I happen to collect severed fingers. It shouldn't bother you. I mean, it isn't like you draw your newfound perfect perfection from these fingers being intact or anything, right?
Post subject: Re: AZ FORUMITE KAMAK SEEKS PERFECTION IN EXCHANGE FOR HOT T
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 11:27 pm
Riku's other favorite
Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 10:07 pm Posts: 10357 Location: disregard my location
Valbrandur wrote:
My dick size is kept safe within Donald Trump's hair, you'll never be able to absorb it without absorbing Trump's hair and becoming Trump yourself.
No matter, with the rest of the forum's dick size I'll just destroy Trump's hair and your dick size along with it. What's a measly 12K dick size going to matter?
Misterme7 wrote:
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo
I for one welcome our new Kamak overlord.
As all of you should.
TurboPunz wrote:
Kamak wrote:
TurboPunz wrote:
Rounding to the nearest ten, how many times do you think I've listened to Death By Glamour as of the time I'm writing this post? I've taken down the number for future reference.
At least 110.
You were off by about 2,010. By the way, the answer is now 2,170.
Look again. I was correct. Your number was greater than 110, which was my guess. And now you've activated my trap card. Checkmate.
Airra wrote:
Kamak wrote:
Airra wrote:
How many fingers am I holding up?
72. And who said you could sever fingers of my subjects?
Hey, hey. Some of us collect toys, some of us collect bones. I happen to collect severed fingers. It shouldn't bother you. I mean, it isn't like you draw your newfound perfect perfection from these fingers being intact or anything, right?
Okay, I like your spirit. I'll put you in charge of Le Comics and you can go take the fingers of any new members who post edits that displease me.
But I better not find my more loyal subjects without fingers or I'll be taking chicken fingers off the lunch menu. Capisce?
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