AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I did that once. I was stuck up this one girl's booty during my sophomore year of high school, and we were pretty good friends but she didn't want anything more than that. I kept pulling the "but I'm a nice guy, why don't you like me" card and eventually we just stopped being friends. I cringe every time I think of my behavior then. I was so stuck up her booty that I even copied some of her beliefs instead of forming my own (she's pretty conservative), and it reflected on me pretty badly. It led to me having an argument with some people on here about gender identity, without even thinking about it myself, and then leaving the forum for about a year. But I've got my own beliefs now and I feel that I've learned from it all, so no biggie.

I recently made up with her and we're friends again, but I have no interest in it going beyond that.

My particular case happened almost 15 years ago, so its a bit longer for me. Suffice to say, its one of two real regrets I have about my life when it comes to other people. The regrets I have about MYSELF is a mile long.

Some of my old internet activities.

This but everything I did for a year or so.

Also the six months or so after I got the God Delusion for Christmas.

I just remembered a bunch of my highschool P.E. awkwardness.

I shouldn't ever sports.

Edit: I just now remembered. My highschool year-end thing had the teachers give out medals for people who performed best in various subject, and I was handed the Physical Education medal because, and I quote, "she tried really hard, even if she fell a few times." Announced loudly that I step up and receive the medal.
It was so shocking that all I could do was laugh at the time, but now that I look back on it...

I was Ebeneezer Scrooge in a play at school around this time last year and the version of the play that the theater teacher chose was super cringey. To make it even worse, we had basically no budget so it was just awful. Also, I spent so much daisies time memorizing the lines that I'll sometimes randomly get a line or two from it stuck in my head and just cringe at the fact that I was even in the play.

I just remembered that I had to perform a song about Duct tape to pass 6th grade music.

Oh yeah, the seventh grade play I was in the teacher didn't get on people about their lines, so people still didn't know what to do at performance time. Also someone left their mic on and at some point told somebody "shut the front door" over the speakers during the first performance.

This one happened today. My mom took me to turn in some job applications that I filled out and when I came back to the parking lot from one of them, I wasn't paying attention and got in the wrong car. I didn't notice for about 4 seconds, and then I noticed the seats were different and then looked over and there was a guy in the driver's seat. I profusely apologized and left. I wanted to die right then and there. The guy was surprisingly fine with it and said it's happened to him before, but still.

The entire taboo topics debacle I pulled off. Good lord was my past self oblivious to the concept of his own best interest.

All of them.