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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:20 am 
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Something to do with video games, or perhaps culinary arts.


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That guy who tells all the other guys how to make the game and pocket most of the earnings. Screw programming, screw art, screw modeling, I want to sit in a chair all day and tell people how to make MY games.


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Did a year of electrical engineering, then decided to transfer to professional writing because circuit theory was eroding my soul.


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I don't know, I really want to be a Game Designer. But then again, I'd like being a Cartoonist, too, and voice acting seems fun. And there's that epic dream of fighting for people in court. OH ACE ATTORNEY.


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Dentist, because they get lauded real quick. Oh, and I get to rip out teeth and will hire a hot, young assistant.


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Movie critic.
I'd get paid to watch free movies and talk about how much they suck.
If that fails, I wanna be a professional hobo.

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How does someone bcome a professional hobo?

You should just be a grammer nazi.

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C. T. wrote:
How does someone bcome a professional hobo?

You should just be a grammer nazi.
1. I become good at making garbage can fires and cooking shoe soup.

2. It's become. Download Firefox, it comes with a spell checker.

3. It's grammar. See above.

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My only dream has been to moderate a forum.

Well, I guess I can die now!

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Disembodied voice.

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well when I was a youngen I wanted to be either a rock star, a wrestler, or a caterpillar.

I am now a janitor.

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Disembodied voice.

Well, this is a forum. In a way we are all disemboided voices because we can't see who is on the other side of the avatar and username.


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My dream is to own a bookstore.

If that fails, then I want to at least get into a B&N or something and work my way up to a manager. Plus B&N employees get kickass discounts. 8)

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I also want to work at B&N. Maybe work as costumer service.
*High five for loving being surrounded by books*


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Well, I guess I can die now!

I can help with that.

Anyways, when I grow up, I wanna be a helicopter.

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