AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A hammer that comes out of his mouth!

Instead of simply choosing an attack mechanism, you eat the selection screen. Nobody expected this to happen, so your attack mechanism is now Inspector Gadget brand Extendo Arms holding a Holy Mackrel that can shoot both hammers and lasers out of it's mouth. Beautiful.

Suddenly, the world goes blank again. You wake up and feel extremely different, almost like you had multiple mechanisms installed into your body. Upon looking at your normally small arms, you realize they are now oversized. Suddenly, your T-rex body becomes thirsty for not tea, your favorite drink. Out of nowhere, a fish you didn't realize you were holding until now spits a cup of nutrimatic tea. You take a sip thanks to your new arms. You are disappointed to see it is slightly like tea (Scientists have buffed this mechanism to dispense any type of drink). You do not like this drink and want to destroy it. Suddenly, the fish you are still holding rapidly smashes the drink and lazers it to death. You love this fish and decide to give it a name. What do you name the fish?

Attack Mechanism: Holy Mackrel that shoots lazers and hammers
Defense Mechanism: Drink Dispenser
Robotic Mechanism: Metal Extendo Arms

Edward Flipperhand

Rawr R. Rawrerson.

Lacky Two
Get it? Like Lakitu?
Ohoho I'm so clever...

After ten seconds of deep consideration, you name the fish Lacky R. Flipperhand. Lacky will be a great service next time a dinosaur bites you. However, you soon remember that you're no longer with the Dinosaurs. In fact, you're floating through space. Around you, there are multiple moons, like...

Red
Blue
Green
Yellow

There are other moons, but you can't reach them. What do you do?

Do the Mario.

find something fun/dumb to do with your newfound hands.

I second the Mario.
As in red.
Ohohoho I'm so cle--*dead*

I don't get it.

pop flyin' about your new rawrbot arms (I am so sorry), you decide to celebrate by swinging your arms from side to side towards a red planet in front of you. After years of amazing space pterotravel, you land on the planet. Upon landing, you walk towards another futuristic-looking rock. It seems to have a hole inside of it with some sciency sounds coming out of it. Being a dinosaur that has gone years without food (only surviving on drinks that float everywhere), you decide to take one step and then again into the building hoping to find some food. Inside are some floating red bagels that seem unaware of your presence. They seem to be staring at a map that has your planet on it for whatever reason. The bagels then notice your presence since robot dinosaurs aren't the most stealthy creatures. DINOSAUR BATTU!

Bagel 1: Normal bagel with a rifle
Bagel 2: Heavily armored with pointy stick

Attack Mechanism: Holy Mackrel that shoots lazers and hammers
Defense Mechanism: Drink Dispenser
Robotic Mechanism: Metal Extendo Arms

What do you do?

Shoot lasers and hammers at the Bagel with a rifle

win them over by giving them a tasty and non-lethal drink.

which is laced with a poison that will incapacitate (but not kill!) them.

Secon--*DEAD*.

Realizing that you can make any drink in an instant, you decide to trick the bagels by giving them drinks that are like poison but not poison. However, the bagels have no mouths, so you pour the drinks onto them. This shorts out the armored bagel's armor, and it falls over. The other bagel points it's machine gun at you, so you put Lacky inside the the rifle. It absorbs all of the bullets because fish physics. You then take the gun from the bagel and shoot it with mallets and lasers. One bagel is rekt and another isn't gonna do anything about it. A tv show host then crashes through the roof and says, "Will you go through door 1, 2, or 3?"

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