AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Challenge the goblin to a kerfuffle!

Addendum to previous suggestion. Open said kerfuffle with a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK TIGER SUPLEX to wear down his STAMINA GAUGE.

Finish him with a good old FATALITY and search the corpse

I just wanted to challenge him to a friendly kerfuffle as sport, I only wanted to test his character, I didn't mean for it to go this far.

The goblin has to AGREE to a kerfuffle before any kerfuffle can take place, y'all hear?

Greet him in the ancient tongue of goblins: American.

impress the goblin with your LARGE PENIS show him your GIGANTIC MEMBER and he will become so enamoured with your MASSIVE DONG that he will become an ally for life, all because of your ENORMOUS BONER

Something tells me Galaxy Man wants you to show the goblin your weenie.

It's just a hunch though.

Really? I must not have noticed, he was so subtle about it.

I said 2 but these are all such fnatastic suggestions i'm going to have to pick a few favorites. Update coming later tonight

you go to challenge the goblin to kerfuffle, but then you realize that you have no idea what this is and go to fart on him instead...you force and force your velumptuous buttocks together until..





OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS bodaciously THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANTED
YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORCED YOURSELF SO HARD THAT INSTEAD OF A /NASTY FART/ YOU JUST DECIDED TO /SUPLEX THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTO THE GROUND/





THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF FARTING ON HIM OR CHALLENGING HIM TO KERFUFFLE OR WHATEVR THE HELL YOU WERE TRYING TO DO
NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND HAS SOMEONE FUCKED UP FLATULENCE AS HARD AS YOU

GOBLIN HEART added to your inventory





Killing that goblin made you ROCK HARD in fact it gave you a LEVEL 5 BONER and you just cannot keep thei python in your pants much longer, so you just whip it out. A passing fairy notices your ROCK HARD ERECTION and become quite enamored with it
you debate whether or not you ask the fairy if she would like a good DICKING

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Greet the fairy in the ancient tongue of fairies, which as a matter of fact is also American, just like the ancient tongue of goblins. And orcs, and elves, and everything else.
Tell her to "Hey, listen" as you shove your level 5 boner up her ears (Does she even have any?)

Are we in an open relationship with Princess Girlfriend?

Name the fairy JOHNSON after your IMMENSE SCHLONG

You converse with the fairy in the ANCIENT TONGUE for a while. you eventually use your MANLY CHARMY CHARMS to CHARM YOUR WAY INTO HER GIRL-FAIRY PARTS and you ravish her for hours on end





Despite the fact that she tells you her name is Lahallia, you decide to nickname her johnson after your amazing manhood

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Tape Lahallia Johnson to our back so that we may fly.