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bronchitis

Same here, I had bronchitis for about two weeks, it was really annoying, I couldn't get comfortable, no matter what position I was in, I ached all over and I had these horrible coughing fits that lasted for 30 seconds at least.
Not only that, but I damaged my lungs pretty badly, I used to be okay during the winter time, and breathing cold air was annoying, but not to bad, but ever since then, I have a really hard time breathing cold air.

Getting the flu is pretty nasty too, I get it every year, during the winter, and it lasts for a week or more.

Yea, same.

The worce this is i had my first reaction at school and no won believed I was sick until the kindergarten teacher called an ambulance. i never fake sicked again after that

Latex condoms?

dont go there

I'd pull out a trump card if I thought this was an e peen thread

but it isn't

go about your business :awesome:

I caught the stupid when I was real little. I'm okay now, but every once in a while it comes back with a vengence

I know. For some reason, mine always flares up at the sight of internetz.

I had a urinary blockage 80% of my life until I turned 19. Taking 20 minutes to pee FTL. And the bladder infections that ensue from not being able to empty myself fully... oh gawd...

The worst of it all was painful masturbation. I knew it hurt, but daisies... I just can't help it!

^ i didnt need to know that last part.


a few years ago i came down with an illness that made me constantly dizzy and anytime i would read or get on the computer, within a few minutes, i would get a bad headache. i couldnt do much of anything that involved reading. and i was in college at the time. it lasted for 4 months, and not even the neurologist could figure out what the deal was.

other than that, strep throat. i was in so much pain i was crying and breathing weird.

Vomiting for the lose
D:
I got a stomach virus only once but FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
and once my nose wouldn't stop bleeding at all ..but i dont think that counts really
HAPPEH TIEMZ THREAD

That actually happened to me this morning at 6 am >.> I didn't know it was blood, so I just blew my nose and fell asleep again, but it woke me up AGAIN. I felt my nose and thought "wtf, this stuff is warm and smells weird!" By then I noticed I was sitting on a blood-stained pillow. Now it looks like somebody killed a small animal on my bed...

I'm also allergic to penicillin. When i was little i had to take it for some reason because i was sick with something i can even remember. My mom dident even realize that i was getting sicker until i almost stopped breathing and i wouldn't stop vomiting.


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I'm mildly allergic to lemons. If it's drink form, I'll get a major rash on my lips. If it's something like lemon jello, my insides will get extremely itchy for a few hours.

It sucks cause I really like lemon stuff