AWKWARD ZOMBIE

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

1. YES. lolwut.

2. I read "will" as wall.

Also Darkly, do we all know who Lyra's best friend is?

I'm dating a dead man? Lovely.

YES.

Which one of us would be the bride? ;V

Who the fuck is that and why am I having hot action with them? (While I'm also dating Zach, having some action with Caleb, and marrying Yeili...?)

1. What would you do if you hadn't met Shao Kahn?
Dance.

2. If Akuma played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
The character that is neither good nor evil.

3. What would you do if Ryu confessed love to you?
SHORYUKEN him in the jaw. >:l

4. Who would win in a duel, Basara or Scorpion? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Probably Basara. They'd have a LONG RANGE DUEL

5. What is Motaro's favorite TV show or movie?
Planet of the Centauri.

6. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Ken and Ryu! How will it go?
Fireballs everywhere.

7. If Chun Li and Shao Kahn teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Beating the shit out of each other, most likely

8. What would Scorpion not be caught dead in?
HAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S VERY FUNNY

9. If Guile played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
Soldier, obviously.

10. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Bison and Guile, and why?
Bison. He'd always agree with my decisions with an ecstatic "YESH"

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What the hell, do it again

1. Ever slept in the same room with Agent Smith?
No.

2. What do you think about Agent Smith?
He's awesome.

3. How would Agent Smith insult Godzilla?
By turning into Mega-Smith and slapping him in the face.

4. Who is Agent Smith's best friend?
Him.

5. What's Agent Smith to you?
The next Jesus.

6. Agent Smith just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
There will be another 10 million.

7. What was your first impression of Agent Smith?
An egotist.

8. What would Agent Smith not be caught dead in?
Anything but a tux.

9. Do you do anything special with Agent Smith?
Well, me and a few of him get together and play bowling on Saturdays.

10. Name something you have in common with Agent Smith?
We're obsessed with the computer world.

1. Do you miss Darkly Nightman?
No.

2. Who would win in a duel, Lyra or Deuce? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Lyra. Brown-haired'dness.

3. Does Yeili have any pets?
Uh... QUICK YEILI TELL ME

4. Would you love to read Deuce's very personal diary?
No. First, that's rude, second, I don't think she has a diary, third, it's most likely filled with Ike/Marth shenanigans.

5. Name something you have in common with Defenestrator 2.0?
We both have... uh... Ike avatars?

6. How would Ka-Doom insult Lyra?
Oh hohoho. Well I don't know. Abilities of magic?

7. In a race between you, Star and The Big Cheese, who would win?
The Big Cheese. He surfs the darkness. We have to traverse through the physical world. Unless, you know, Star is part dark-denizen. And I think she is. Crap.

8. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, The Big Cheese and Defenestrator 2.0! How will it go?
Awkward.

9. Describe Hoshika-Pichu in one word.
Tea.

10. What would you do without The Idiotic Oracle?
I have never interacted with this stranger. I think.

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NOW FOR VIDJA GAEM SHENANIGANS

1. Who is Ike's best friend?
Soren. Duh.

2. Who's Marth dating?
What the ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

3. What's Link's opinion on cheese?
Well if he likes milk...

4. Who would win in a duel, Zelda or Volug? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Volug, darnit. And transformation powers.

5. What would you do if you hadn't met Micaiah?
Play in FE11 as Sh'ffefefe'dsd'afrgh.

6. Sothe just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
Press the power button twice.

7. Describe Volug in five words.
Awesome, topless, gray, loyal, hawt.

8. Black Mage just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
Either press the power button twice or get a new one, depending on the game.

9. What do you think of Shinon?
ALL THESE FIRE EMBLEM MEN ARE TOO HOT

10. Would you marry Wander?
He's dead. But I probably would except the language barrier.

Case is one of my good friends.

1. What is Jon Osterman's favorite TV show or movie?

Large Blue Prongs: The Movie.

2. What song could be Dan Dreiberg's theme song?

"And in your darkest hour/ I hold secrets flame/ We can watch the world devoured in its pain."

3. What would you do if Adrian Veidt and Triangle Man were going out?

"Possibly homosexual? Must remember to investigate further."

4. What would you do without Walter Kovacs?

There'd be less dead dogs and murder and awesomeness, so I'd be sad.

5. What's your fondest memory of Edward Blake?

When he shot that pregnant lady.

6. Do you do anything special with Hollis Mason?

I wish.

7. What is Laurie Juspeczyk 's favorite TV show or movie?

How to Fall in Love With People That Rape You

8. Would you open a mystery gift Sally Jupiter just gave you, without much hesitation?

Considering what the gift probably would be...

Absolutely.

9. What is or would be a good nickname for The Hooded Justice?

H.J.

10. Do you trust Alan Moore?

Always.



If you don't get it go read Watchmen right now.

1. Name something you have in common with Ike?
lolwut
2. What if you found out that Bonface was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Roy?
I'd offer to help them in any way possible. (BoN, why are you always one the one planning world domination?)
3. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Marth and Star! How will it go?
Marth would cry on the way home, Star would hump random guys, and I'd laugh. Why do I always go to the park with at least one upstanding member of society?
4. Roy just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
Zach cries manly tears of grief.
5. What would you do if you hadn't met Star?
I don't know. Probably not know her.
6. Hot Deuce on Zach action - Yes/No?
NO
7. What would Jesus not be caught dead in?
A cross? Wait, you said in, not on, and besides, he would be caught dead on a cross.
8. If you could do anything with G.ary, what would it be?
Multiple things, most involving aggravated rape/assault and stalking.
9. What would you do if Link confessed love to you?
Punch him in the face for cheating on Star.
10. If Zach played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz.

1. Will Ike eat those green eggs and ham?
Most definitely.
2. Do you miss Marth?
I never even realized he left.
3. How would Gary insult Deuce?
"YOU'RE A upstanding member of society"
4. Name something you have in common with Roy?
-Love of headbands
-Pyromaniacness
-General love of being a nuisance
5. How would Link insult Deuce?
"YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE upstanding member of society WHO RAPED ME"
6. What would you do if BoN confessed love to you?
Shuffle away awkwardly.
7. Who's Deuce dating?
MULTIPLE PEOPLE :B oh wait. dating. not raping.
8. Zach just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
We all go home?
9. What would you do without Star?
Not witness hot Star on Link action?
10. Do you love Dark?
WHAT WHAT WHAT why does this keep happening

YOU KNOW WHY

'10. What's your fondest memory of tiddies?'
LAST NIGHT.

Oh, you~

This reminds me of when Zach changed my signature saying he'd buttrape me if he saw that one picture again.
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO INSULT ME
I know how this would be answered next year hurhur

Yes

;D

OH STUPIDITY

1. What would you do if you hadn't met you?
2. Name something you have in common with me?
3. If you and myself teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
4. Name something you have in common with you?
5. What's you's opinion on cheese?
6. What musical instrument would I most likely play?
7. Myself is actually you in disguise, you know.
8. Will I eat those green eggs and ham?
9. Would you love to read me's very personal diary?
10. How do your and you's talents add up?

Because of you and your stupid... stupidity. >: |