AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I read them and oh man oh man. Just here's a rant for you.

Bella and Edward where flat as paper, it was the minor characters that caught my interest, they had some life to them, they hard a real story. Jake had a strugled that propelled him twords being a man insted of a teen ager.

Edward was to perfect.
Bella just, there wasn't any thing interesting about her to me, I guess if I wanted to I could relate to her for a bit, that is untill she can't stand on he own to feet after Edward leaves, and then but really, just... Maybe I'm just not enough of a teen any more?

I guess it could be because teenaged girls want to be Bella, just turn and look and your perfect man walks up and sweeps you off your feet. I like my feet where they are, thanks.

That any the ook forums I lurk to get good reviews and recomandations have had flood of "OMG Edward iz soooo hot!1!1!"

Finaly, vampires that are sparkly? Really?

Never heard of it, but just reading the wikipedia page alone makes me want to punch the author in the face.

Are you kidding? The only thing Meyer describes is nothing. And Edward Cullen's cock.

For the record, I'm too nice to disrupt someone's movie. Or maybe just too shy. But the fans, they sure are fun to troll.

I mean, really. Look at this retarded, stupid fanbase! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-turfrcQY-w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HhxxwEQDCg I know retarded fanbases aren't anything new, but I personally think Twilitards bring it to a whole new level.

so this book isn't about ducks


:'c

Welcome to the internet, where teenager girls that gather and fawn over the stupidest shit since are (one of) the easiest things to find... and rape.

i didnt really notice twilight until i got back to school and everyone i know was talking about it. well, at least the girls were. and im a senior at baylor university. i personally think that we're too old for this. but no, everyone is wearing the tshirts and everything. its crazy.

Stupidest fucking book ever.

I can't believe my ENGLISH TEACHER is reading it.

I didn't even know that this huge fandom for it exploded until one of the members on another forum I'm on started spazzing about it all over the place.

I'd worked at a bookstore about six months prior and we really didn't get that many people who asked for it, but now all of a sudden it's EVERYWHERE and I have no idea where it exploded from or WHY for that matter. The book sounds terrible.

Every English teacher in every high school in the world is in love with this god daisies book. It's disgusting.

Oh GOD.

If they start making this kind of thing a required read I'll go insane.

Anyone who likes Twilight must be burned and stoned... at the same time.

Well at least we aren't jumping to conclusions here.

I've actually read the first quarter of the book based on a friends recommendation, not knowing anything about it. It's really poorly written, glorified fanfiction.

Well, okay, but if you don't like it you probably shouldn't form a resistance against it.

Why is everyone angry that it's getting publicity?

Because they're mentally retarded?