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Fireheart storm
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What did the beaver say when the river started to flood?
























Dam it!

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What did the boxes perception of reality say to the carrot suplexed by itself.



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Hoshika-Pichu wrote:
What did the clock say when it was infested by tiny parasitic creatures?

Tick.

How did it say it? By "tock"-ing.

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What did I say when AM turned me into a sentient blob.

Nothing. For AM has been having fun for some time now, accelarating and retarding my time sense. He made certain I would suffer eternally and could not do myself in. He doesn't want me to run full speed at a computer and smash my skull. Or hold my breath until I faint. Or cut my throat on a rusted sheet of metal. He left my mind intact, I can dream, I can wonder, I can lament. Simply, he has taken his revenge. I have no mouth, and I must scream.
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What begins with a lumbercatcher and a truck?



They both make a saw mill.

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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Hoshika-Pichu wrote:
What did the clock say when it was infested by tiny parasitic creatures?

Tick.

How did it say it? By "tock"-ing.


HAHA.

I understanz 8)

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