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You know, this reminds me of the time when I was driving home from a festival with friends and we stopped at a motorway restaurant to buy some food. I bought a mozzarella-tomato sandwich, tasted awful - and just when I was done with it I felt I was gonna throw up, in the middle of the restaurant, my buddy that was sitting across the table noticed that look on my face too (as he told me when we were back in the car). Long story short, I threw up the barely chewed sandwich into my mouth and as it didn't taste much worse than before I chewed and swallowed it again, emptied my glass of orange juice and to my great surprise it stayed down this time.

And the moral of that story? Uhhh. I don't know. Don't eat mozzarella kids.

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Ungeheuer wrote:
You know, this reminds me of the time when I was driving home from a festival with friends and we stopped at a motorway restaurant to buy some food. I bought a mozzarella-tomato sandwich, tasted awful - and just when I was done with it I felt I was gonna throw up, in the middle of the restaurant, my buddy that was sitting across the table noticed that look on my face too (as he told me when we were back in the car). Long story short, I threw up the barely chewed sandwich into my mouth and as it didn't taste much worse than before I chewed and swallowed it again, emptied my glass of orange juice and to my great surprise it stayed down this time.

And the moral of that story? Uhhh. I don't know. Don't eat mozzarella kids.
tl;dr, so I just read the moral.


How do you get kids made of mozzarella? And why would you eat them?!

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WhoaIhadanawesomedreamaboutvideogames.

You get mozzarella kids the same way you get American kids. And because they're too good not to eat. :awesome:

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And the moral of that story? Uhhh. I don't know. Don't eat mozzarella kids.
How do you get kids made of mozzarella? And why would you eat them?!
Maybe I'm just a freaky Canadian (or upstanding member of society, whatever works), but I love mozzarella...

And you would eat them because they're an abomination against mankind, and they'd be delicious.

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It's weird that this topic has started talking about eating mozzarella kids....
I only like mozzarella in stick form...

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Intresting, may I taste your mouth to see?


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WhoaIhadanawesomedreamaboutvideogames.

You get mozzarella kids the same way you get American kids. And because they're too good not to eat. :awesome:


Careful. Both are loaded with calories and fat.

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BoN has a unusually large amount of dreams about videogames...
I've had like 5.....

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One time I had a dream that couldn't decide between Metroid Prime and Paper Mario.

The weird part is, I've never played Metroid Prime. Well, once or twice.

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I once had a dream that I was Captain Falcon. I ran around the streets of my city, yelling "FALCON.....PAONCH!!!"


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*sigh*
I once had a dream I was in brawl, except i had a sword had amour like the guys in fire emblem. I fought on the Corneria stage and fell off, somehow ended up ON Corneria. I started to stab starfox people. Then they SHOT me. With a needle. Then i turned into a anthro. IT WAS REALLY WEIRD!

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I once had a dream.

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Yes, my dream was in Brawl, too. First I was playing Link, with Zelda a Ganondorf. Zelda sat there. Link and Ganondorf died somehow. Then Ike came in. It then turned into a Twilight Princess-like style and Zelda became an NPC. Ike ran around and busted up some stone towers into crumbs, and then cutscene. Big three headed white tiger came in chewing up everything like shrikes and people. It also had hand-lasers. They all died. Then tiger went away, and somehow Ike turned into three. Radiant Dawn, Path of Radiance, and I don't know HOW there was another Ike, but there was. Anyway they looked at something and ran off. The whole thing so far then replayed, but now it's gone further. MOAR CUTSCENE. Tiger went under waterfall thing and yelled at his secretary, a naga. Naga went off. Different scene ensues when they show a guy in costume mock fighting a paper tiger/dragon thing. Then secretary appeared, busting up the concrete as he did so. With evil grin. Unfortunately, I then woke up. In Mom's office. Computer deprivation causes you to have weird dreams that are awesome. :awesome:

I'm pretty sure the Z-Legion would've popped in like half a nanosecond later. IT WAS THAT AWESOME.

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This thread just got slightly arousing

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