AWKWARD ZOMBIE

At least the postal service didn't lose your stuff. I still feel bad that they basically wasted Malum's cheddar.

If I'm shipping, I'm hoping to avoid USPS.

They've lost like 5 of our packages in the past 3 years, and they really hate imports from Japan considering they're stuck in the local post office for 2 weeks on average before they can be bothered to deliver it.

The entirety of the American postal service seems like rubbish. They once sent a package back to Oz because they couldn't tell the difference between 'to' and 'from'.
The Aussie postal service had to circle the correct address is red permanent marker.

so do we just give each other free shit

cool~

Except it's not really free because you give as well. The difference is subtle but clearly there.

Who will be the one this year to receive my most generous and royal gift and be bestowed the honour of gifting me?

Well shit lets hope I can make somebody pop flyin' again with the most heartfelt gift of all

Well yeah if I sign up I'm def gonna give something

Now that I have the high and mighty disposable income, I'm all for a Secret Santa this year. Anything to keep me from making any more ill-advised purchases.

Ten days left to sign up you sons of mothers. Remember to drop me a line if you want to do things - don't just post "yes this sounds okay" here, send a message with your details.

What with the hipster music

man since when is bob dylan hipster

Since just now.

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I WANT to do this but I'm worried I'll either forget or my mom will be all "WHY ARE YOU TRADING GIFTS WITH THOSE PEDOPHILES SON"

Are digital gifts permissible? In the past, on another forum, I've browsed people's Steam/GOG/Greenman Gaming wishlists and getting them something from that.

I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT THIS
I REALLY NEED TO GET YOU SOMETHING THIS YEAR TO MAKE UP FOR THAT
;-;