AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Aw man, you didn't get to spy one of the mythical Mounties did you? They were in all my favorite bedtime stories.

Canadian Man is so much more tame than Florida Man.

Also was the poutine good?

The poutine was excellent but joh is a heretic that doesn't like it.
(That was me eating it in that awful photo)

Poutine is just french fries, gravy, and cheese right?

Pretty much.
It's so unhealthy but so delicious.

I'm surprised it wasn't adopted wholesale by America considering how much we love tasty and incredibly unhealthy food.

Poutine is a sin against good taste.

Poutine sounds absolutely delicious to me and I would seek it out just to try it.

It really, really isnt. Cheese and fries is one thing, but gravy just does not go with fries well.

Why not? Gravy goes with potatoes just fine.

I mean, unless it's like that shitty powdered prepared gravy.

You need the good stuff.

It just doesnt go right with the texture and taste of fries.

It depends. Homemade fries don't go well with it and crinkle cut ones are not the best because of the surface/volume ratio, but regular ones are just fine. Also cheese curds change everything.
Some people and places replace the gravy with spaghetti sauce and call it an Italian poutine.
There is a poutine festival in my hometown, it's fairly popular but from what I've heard it doesn't fly high.

I like bearnaise when Im eating fries as a side dish to steak of some kind

can you just like
go away
stop insulting my culture you european bastard
edit: this is a joke