AWKWARD ZOMBIE

How in the hell is that useless
I would get so much more done

the courage to post in a thread

The ability to operate a remote control without touching it, so long as your fingers are at most a centimeter away from its surface.

It's a neat party trick.....?

You win this round.

What counts as a remote control
what if it was a nuclear bomb remote detonation button with a key
you could hold the world ransom

The ability to travel one second into the future.

This useless superpower thing must be something that's going around, since I've heard it brought up in multiple places before.

I have one: the ability to blink and have your vision change color tints (red hue, blue hue) BUT not gain sunglasses-esque light filtration, just color tinting.

The ability to totally shut down your eyes when you blink, rather than just covering them.

How to win: if your ability to travel one second into the future takes less than 1 second to activate and manifest, then by using this repeatedly you would eventually gain on yourself and move a substantial amount forward ("substantial" meaning a few minutes at most, unless you really went at it).

You could then skip through the commercials on TV.

The ability to make food products slightly less buoyant.

Ability to manipulate the cilia in your lungs like tiny tentacles.

Being cosmically guaranteed a fifty percent guessing record on coin flips. You can not decline a request to guess a coin flip.

Depending on how this works, it could be extremely useful.

The ability to grow hair on your smallest toe.

You could make it grow so much that you could use the hair like a pair of keratin shoes. Disgusting, yes, but you'll never have to pay for shoes again.

The ability of corrupt a wish 8===D

At least ID have fun ruining peoples lives :3 Id show up the most to lawyers.