AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Do you believe this will surpass Trenny's ask thread?
Will you be the new Trenny?

Why can't I stop listening to gangsta rap?

How did you become so clever with puns such as Wry Bread?

Can you give us the Latin classification of a catbread?

What are you most delicious with?

Pfff uh I have no idea! The only ask thread I'm aware of having existed at some point was one [CN] made, but I can't recall when that was or if I read it; it's just like a vague recollection of that being a thing that happened.

Although often (pretty much correctly) considered inelegant, genres like top 40 pop and some types of rap are actually physically enjoyable to listen to. I have a shameful, sordid love affair with absolutely wretched pop music; I listen to it a lot while drawing. The reason is often summed up as "it's catchy," which is true! More in-depth, though, your brain gets a quick, pleasant little high when it's able to decipher patterns in things and predict basic outcomes accurately, and pop music/gangsta rap incorporate elements that fulfill that basic desire (repetitive melodies, basic beat patterns and rhyme/rhythm schemes.)
Also, you might just be a gangsta and not even know it! To find out whether or not you are trans-gangsta, consult your nearest tumblr for help.

Okay, long and kind of shameful story. When I was young (like, 10-11) I started using the internet to browse Pokemon forums and rumor sites, and tended to use some variation of Raichu in my screen names because it was my favorite at the time. The pun was actually originally "rai bread". Then I started reading a lot more as I got access to a better library and "wry" became one of my favorite words, which replaced "rai".
HOMONYMS.

Felis catus panis.

I am not delicious. This is not the freshly-leavened catbread you're looking for.

wry did you pick catbread as your purrsona?

how is kittenbun formed

How can I bind a soul to a food product?

Are you a vampire?

Are you aware that if you had said this to a German, you would have labeled yourself as a penis?

Careful next time.

But, doesn't schlange translate to snake?

It's probably a euphemism. Eier means eggs but is also used to mean testicles.

German is such a beautiful language.

How could I purresist? They're just too cuwheat.I'm not great at this.

t-trade secret //////

Traditionally I believe one would either prepare or manufacture a soul suited to the host body using the dark-to-grey magjyyks of their choice (that's how the kids are spelling it these days, isn't it?) and during an appropriate phase of moon forcibly imbue the object with it. If it's successful, you have a new, delicious friend! If it's not, you have a new, significantly less delicious problem. That's all I'll say.

Maybe. Who wants to know?


That is actually only slang! The first two, denotative meanings of "schlange" are snake or serpent.

May I have this dance?