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Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Um, but how does that prevent one from fapping?

Tales · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:09 pm

Unbalanced wrote:

Hey, it's preferable to it being the Shit and Piss thread.

this

Also ahahah omg the forest masturbation story, that seems so long ago. Didn't he give pictures too? (obviously clean ones, just of the forest).

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:11 pm

Mete wrote:

Um, but how does that prevent one from fapping?

Because I did not realize this until I was 17.

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:12 pm

Operation Awesome wrote:

Mete wrote:

Not to offend anyone but I really cant think of a reason why a healthy, non-overly religious person past 16 would not have masturbated at least once in their life. Not actively, but at least once. Sex hard-coded into your brain, for god's sake. Especially when you're a teen.

Well in my case it was a case of "Oh wait, I like guys."

That just sort of gives you more of a reason to touch your own dick.

I mean now they're what you're playing with anyways so why not your own you know.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Not judging or saying you were dumb or anything OA, but I still don't get it

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

Masturbation is actually good for potency and shit. Every now and then. Though, it's not the masturbation that is healthy, but the whole shooting your load out of your penis stuff.

Operation Awesome · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:17 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

Not judging or saying you were dumb or anything OA, but I still don't get it

Because, well, I guess it's because my sexual thoughts were rather limited up until then. It wasn't as if girls did much for me, in any case. I guess.

In all honestly it's all been reduced to a bit of a haze now.

Vax · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:31 pm

Chopstix wrote:

Vaxidd8 wrote:

so sad

This is so often my reaction to this thread like holy moley

Do you want us to encourage you to masturbate more?

Maybe so you're not so grumpy?

Currently unable to read post because screen is covered in semen.

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

How are you still able to type? Are you punching the keyboard with your dick?

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:38 pm

Save some of that sperm, Vaxidd.

Banks could use it, you know.

Vax · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:42 pm

oh god i dont know how to stop

FatOldRobot · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:43 pm

Find the tape labled
''Making Vaxidd''
that'll work

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:44 pm

or even better, the tape labeled "Shooting Vaxidd at high-speeds out of my vagina."

Trygve · **Joined:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:57 am **Posts:** 14015

I bleach my teeth with sperm.

hotb · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 2:46 pm

but wouldn't vax's sperm term them black

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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