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Trygve
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:42 pm 
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Ever masturbated when masturbating?
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D-vid
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Ever masturbate while on the toilet? It's pretty awful.

Well, at least you have a place to dispose of the evidence handy.

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Gryewolf
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I jerked off in church once.

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Chekt
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:27 pm 
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I jerked off in church once.
I know someone who did something much worse.
He came in a hotel BibleAnd then put it back.



The strangest place I've fapped is in the woods somewhere when I was a teenager. I was on a family vacation and hadn't relieved myself in 2 weeks, so I just left camp, found an isolated place in the woods and let my juices flow.

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Unbalanced
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:32 pm 
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Don't go into your forest masturbation. That's what got the last thread locked.

Not seriously, though. About both of those.

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Chekt
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really?

oh shit my bad

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Operation Awesome
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People always try and convince me that masturbation/sex is the best thing ever but my reaction is still: nah.


Oh man, do you guys remeber back when this was me?

Yeah, those were wacky times.

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Unbalanced
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I was actually gonna comment on that, but I wasn't sure if it would creep you out.

Honestly, when you were posting about it, I was like "d'aaaaw, he's discovered fapping is awesome!"

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Cori
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To be honest, I've never masturbated, nor am I interested in starting. And I'm not interested in sex either.

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Kira
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I wanna place you and madican in a room and see what happens.
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NDividedByZero
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Trivial conversations about the weather?

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Alex
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I guess I'm on the same page as Coriserai.
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Zorinth
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Yay, there are other members of the nonsterbation club! I knew it!

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Chekt
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You poor souls.

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Zorinth
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They are not tainted by the actions of masturbation and the thoughts of sex.

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