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Tales
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:24 pm 
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Someone pinched my booty at a party last night. I couldn't figure out who it was, so it could've been a guy or a girl, but I'm gonna take it as a compliment regardless.

i always react badly to things like this, like give the girl a weird look ahaha

e.g also the time when i was at this concert in the park this girl tried to chat me up and i just went "sorry don't know you bye" because I was in a rush to find my friends, but i think if i wasn't I would've stopped and spoken to her for longer.

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Tales you've had your booty pinched by a random person before?
Aren't you like, 12?

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lol it was in mcdonalds, long story. And I guess I look older than how old I am (14, 15 in a few hours).

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I would totally go gay for Nadia Aboulhosn.
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There was a 'how often do you fap' thread on /v/ (VIDJAGAMES!)
For every "2-3 times a week" reply, there were 10 "2-3 times a day" replies
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I've had periods where I did it 2 times a day.
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Waking up, falling asleep.

That's two per day right there.

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I use to do it when I woke up, but then I started going to school at 7AM. And when i get home I /really/ don't feel comfortable touching myself, even after a shower.

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There was a 'how often do you fap' thread on /v/ (VIDJAGAMES!)
For every "2-3 times a week" reply, there were 10 "2-3 times a day" replies
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Do I have a boner?
Am I at home?
Am I already in my room with the door locked?

If I answered yes to all of the questions above, I may as well

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I've had periods where I did it 2 times a day.

You've had periods?

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Syobon wrote:
I've had periods where I did it 2 times a day.

You've had periods?

DOH HO HO HO

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Personally, I average out to about once a day.
Sometimes, I do it twice, sometimes not at all.
Also, in regards to the topic a couple of pages ago, I once came so hard lying down that it hit the wall behind me. I'm sorry, I don't even

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ahhh holy shit some of my teeth are loose

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I went on my date tonight. Saw a movie, standard stuff. It was actually really nice, the movie was great. The cuddling was first-date awkward, but pretty good. Glad I went and stopped stressing about it.

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