AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I am bodaciously afraid to do that just because of the sheer amount of wax that I know is in there

I bought my female friend a 20 dollar PSN card because she really wanted to gt the first Spyro game from the PSN store.
I just got finished taking the survey, oh man I am very satisfied with my purchase.

Uh

Grye

I think you have the wrong thread.

i don't think you're supposed to get water in your ear. you can get swimmer's ear that way, and that is bad.

Might consider getting Old Spice just because why the fuck not when my current stick of normal teen Axe poo runs out.

Ahaha I meant to post in the pop flyin' thread.
Also Old spice deodorant gives me a rash.

isn't squirting water in your ear like the only way to clean them
that's what my doctor did/does
and what my grandmother does (she's a nurse)
and i've heard you should tip your ear under the water while showering so it softens the ear wax and breaks it up
so i think it depends on the way you get water in your ear?

anyway i really need to find an anti-perspirant that actually works
then i could wear t-shirts without hoodies! because when i wear hoodies to cover up any sweat stains then i just get sweatier because it's hot :<
my deodorant says it's an anti-perspirant but it's either not very good or IT LIESSSSS

Go buy the sports stuff. There'll be something without scent that's just an anti-perspirant. Probably one of the roll ons.

You can buy these candle things, stick one end in your ear and lite the other end on fire.

Creates a vacuum just powerful enough to suck all the wax out easily. Takes like a minute, and it's really sort of relaxing.

I only use scented deoderant when I know I smell like shit really.

I use scented deodorant, but it's not overpowering. It just does its job.

Also, I usually use peroxide to clean out my ears. Seems like it's be a lot more efficient than just plain water.

It is but can't have too much of a good thing (if it is even considered a good thing generally)

earwax is there to keep bugs and things out. you really don't need a whole bunch of it, though.

Protect your ears in water, sound damper, infections and insects, edible food source in times of famine.

You forgot to mention that it is a key ingredient in really crappy candles.