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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:05 pm 
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I would've checked for some horrible, wriggling mass in the toilet.
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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:09 pm 
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Go see a doctor.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:51 pm 
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Is there some reason bleeding asses are the most prevalent in this thread?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:22 pm 
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It's because everyone on AZ has a stick up their booty.

Or, more likely, people have bad dietary habits.

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You could say they are butthurt.

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Dude during summer vacation I was so analpained you have no idea. I had many sleepless nights.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Have you gone to the doctor yet?

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No. It has since subsided. I don't usually go to the doctor, and I haven't for over a year.

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You had blood coming out of your booty. Dripping out of your booty. Step away from the computer and go to the doctor right now. It is not a badge of honor to say you haven't seen a doctor in a long time.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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couldn't find my clothes after a webcamming session and he got a great look at my booty

how did my clothes end up by my pillows

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did you give him a "fruity rumpus"

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goddammit dark

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Lucky.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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i wouldn't consider having a pineapple in your anus to be lucky unless you're into that sort of thing

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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couldn't find my clothes after a webcamming session and he got a great look at my booty

how did my clothes end up by my pillows
bb with me, your clothes just disappear~

(Also just work dat booty and you'll be fine.)

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