AWKWARD ZOMBIE

you should try nair. it burns a little at first but it makes you as smooth as a baby without all the chances of accidental nicks and cuts

I've tried nair, actually.
THe bikini formula doesn't work on my hair, and everything I've ever seen says "do not put regular nair near your genitals"
and even bikini nair says "never apply directly to nutsack you complete loon"

I've also never had a problem using a razor, really. *shrug* Everything is stretchy down there. apply cream, pull taut, shave as normal. maybe use an SA cleanser to prevent ingrown hairs and moisturize.
that's my weekly routine. more often if i have the time.

you know its a good post because its 95% spoiler tagged for nsfwish

man idk what nair you find but i use this lovely lotion based shit and you should see how nice and smooth it gets me


Also pop flyin' 100th page of mild annoyance everyone

i cant wait for the post about our manscaping discussion mildly annoying someone

I just trim mine.

I might shave part of my beard every three months.

#manscaping

Having to talk on camera (for a promo video of some sort, for work) is stressful enough, but it has to be about my personal life? And I said some personal-booty shit on there for some reason because I'm trying to be more open????

Why did I do that now I'm more anxious than I was in the past that I talked about.

of course the people I would consider my friends and whom I haven't actually met in over a year invite me for a thing taking place during the one week I was planning to be out of the province and the only week this month my job allows me to take vacations
of course they reschedule it after I already delayed my departure (so that I could meet them) to a later date that means I'll have to cut my vacations short
of course

I survived another visit from my parents.

One my father's friends got him into new-age-y shit like magical hand-pressure energy healing (works on plants and animals too!) that upgrades to magical energy healing of remote people or plants if you follow the second course.That guy was going to spend the evening here but then my father wasn't home when he showed up so I had to welcome him in and he told me about the magic of positive thoughts and how spending hours thinking about the kind of job I would like to have will bodaciously and totally make it happen by itself.
My retail experience helped me hold a vacant unengaging smile while I screamed internally.

When it says there was a new post in one of the topics, but it's just a bot.

When you become so reliant on email notifications to remind you to check out the forum but the system hiccups replies stop coming so you go silent for like 6 years.

My friends made a pie for us but we forgot to take it when we left their place

"Family dinner" aka "trying not to cringe to death as my father justifies serving food that went expired in 2013 by saying expiration dates on food and medicine are a conspiracy while my niece and nephew destroy my belongings whilst shrieking in the other room".

I think that's less of a Mild Annoyance and more of a toxic and dangerous environment to be in.