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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:49 am 
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that came out way douchier than intended

i meant, it doesn't sound very fun

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:11 am 
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There's a fetish for women in high heels trampling on model trains.

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Giantess?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:25 am 
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I've caught my parents... "conversing"
I think.
I could hear it, and I was watching a live stream at the time, so I decided to let everyone on there know.
The broadcaster felt really bad for me.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:29 am 
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Giantess?


No see Giantess is really large woman doing stuff to normal sized things

High-Heel Train-stomping is normal sized women doing stuff to tiny things

Bullshit Freudian psychoanalysis says their dad probably spent too much time building his model trains in the basement

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:47 am 
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the bloodiest party
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Well, today and tomorrow (and possible Wednesday) are my heavy days.

I have the perfect .gif for this.
linking for implied blood

Also, I'm running out of pads...


I am in this boat.
Time to call my aunt. Causeni cant afford the pads i like

Gif made me and my friends laugh

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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I don't wanna shower, we have no hot water and it's always so hot to showering is painful.
I can't go for too long smelling like this though dear lord.

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we have no hot water and it's always so hot to showering is painful.

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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I meant so.
It's been really hot here and the water is ice cold so getting into it really hurts my skin.

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Oooh. Well in that case, shower in a sweater? :psyduck:

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I guess you could like

Take the ice-cold water outside so that it warms up a little and bathe outdoors
just like the pioneers

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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I could just boil water but carrying the bucket is such a chore.
I've just been taking cold showers, it sucks when I have to take the bus because I can't just not shower after that, it's so gross in there.

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So after going to the doctors for a second opinion I find out that my vagina is so great that only rainbows and all things pure and good can come out of it.

But I also found that the thing thats causing so much pain to me is something similar to the kind of pain a person feels when they have their arm cut off, a psycological pain from being raped.

That at first made me feel pretty bad about myself, still having it effect me for so long is so tiring and I dont want to deal with it anymore.


* That is a really stupid word filler.

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Oh my god I just took a shit so massive I ended up with tears in my eyes and it took like 30 seconds to get that log out of my booty. Afterwards my booty was just dripping blood and when I wiped it the toilet paper was soaked in blood in certain areas. I am shaken from this horrible event.

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