AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Do you ever pop a zit and just sit there squeezing its zit carcass and feel the zit juice flow over your fingers like "die bitch die"

I would, were I able to actually pop any of the numerous pimples peppering my back.

All I've managed to get out is some oil, none of the actual pimple stuff.

I can't tell if this means you're saying that you are joking about being a witch, so assuming you aren't joking:

I think his joke was referring more to what people back in the day assumed/accused witches of doing. Or what someone was doing when they were accused of being a witch. The whole talking about bloody parties and all that.

So they're associated with tupperware parties?

That moment you realize your parents are having enthusiastic sex, very loudly, with their door open at 10pm less than 12 feet from you

sob sob sob

Wry bread you poor thing, I know the feeling.

Also holy shit my stomach hurts so goddamn much.

The joke is more that in ancient times, when "medicine" was leeches and blood letting, men, who had about as much a grasp on women back then as we do now, thought that when women had their period synch it was because they were witches. I was noting how you guys synched your T.O.M.s.

...over the internet somehow...I thought it was purely physical.



Jesus man, my parents won't even use the word "Sex" in any sentence where they're the main topic. It's always been "other people."

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open?

that's um

fucking weird

Apparently it wasn't; they were just being REALLY LOUD and I certainly wasn't going out there.

A while later I opened my door like "Can I walk the dog now :v you are the WORST. ROOMMATES. EVER." They laughed. I admit it was pretty funny, horrible mental scarring aside.

I salute the, breaded cat.

I'd have walked in with a couple of Gatorades and some words of encouragement. Just something simple to show them that they're not as inconspicuous as they think that are. Then again, I'm a smartass like that.

Also being a Bio majormakes me impervious to what many people would call "icky". Your parents sounded cool with it though, whch in itself is a little weird. Not icky...just weird. I feel weird just pooping when there's other people around.

My parents will make out with and grope each other to irritate me when we bicker. Shrug?

Honestly, I'm joking about the horrible mental scarring thing. I'm a bio major too, I just don't bring it up often/ever? If it bothered me that much I wouldn't have been joking with them as soon as my dad had pants on again. I mean it's not like my parents aren't people too, if I ever find someone I love enough to marry and have sex with I'm certainly not going to stop because a 20-something thinks once you have kids it's time to stop doing things you like.

Just had a long conversation with a group of mostly "forever alone" friends about sex habits, weird people we knew and their weird sex stories, and fetishes we learned about from the internet. I'm pretty sure nobody in the group had actually had sex before. It was hilarious seeing how uncomfortable we could make each other.

...now that I type this out it sounds like a weird intro to a porn movie.

no it just sounds kind of sad

We didn't really find it sad.