AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I smell my fingers all the time.

my fingernails don't smell of anything

That means you keep them clean a lot.

I don't have fingernails

I keep them as short as possible

On the subject of scarring/being scarred, I very rarely bruise.

I takes an impact with a lot of force to cause my skin to bruise - and even then it takes about a week before the bruise shows (leaving me wondering where the hell the bruise came from).

Also my bruises are more green in colour than purple.


Odd.

I think I'm the fucking Hulk because I've never been bruised before. Even after fights with my brother.

I haven't had a bruise in 3 years. And I practice martial arts.

I got a huge bruise on my thigh from the corner of my bed. The incident was more than a week ago but the bruise is still rather large and yellowish (I hit the bed really hard).

Thankfully I don't bruise as easily as my mom.

I still got 2 red spots on my knee where it was open after I crashed on an escalator. In Canada. Over a month ago.

Well that's not necessarily all that weir-

This part changes everything, everyone knows hurting yourself on Canadian land causes the wounds the heal up instantly. I'd have that checked if I were you.

i have long fingernails and i managed to claw my thigh last year before school ended
like, a month or so before
and i still have a mark there

whoo scarring myself whooo

i also have a scar from when i was like eight or nine
i was trying to put my cat in a box :I she clawed the side of my hand

I can remember to shave, I can remember to clip my fingernails, it's those darn toenails.

I never see them.

Help I'm being awkwardly flirted with by a dude in secret I think

Tell him you like his thong. Maybe he'll go away.