Lyrasen is forever in my good-book from this
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[3:53:53 AM] Dane Vogel: FUCK YEAH NIDOKING
[3:53:56 AM] Lyrdown: WE CAN DO THAT BECAUSE
[3:53:59 AM] Parellologram: 114 DEFENSE YESZ
[3:54:00 AM] Lyrdown: WE’RE WEARING SUNGLASSES
[3:54:10 AM] Dane Vogel: BUT WHAT IF THERE IS NO SUN
[3:54:18 AM] Lyrdown: OBVIOUSLY
[3:54:19 AM] Lyrdown: THEN WE RIDE OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE
[3:54:22 AM] Parellologram: THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED THE BLACKGLASSES
[3:54:23 AM] Lyrdown: BUT STILL WITH THE SUNGLASSES ON
[3:54:32 AM] Dane Vogel: WHAT IF THERE IS NO SUN
[3:54:35 AM] Dane Vogel: ANYWHERE
[3:54:38 AM] Dane Vogel: AT ALL
[3:54:41 AM] Dane Vogel: EVER
[3:54:42 AM] Lyrdown: IT DOESN’T MATTER
[3:54:46 AM] Lyrdown: WE’RE JUST THAT COOL
[3:54:50 AM] Dane Vogel: I SEE
[3:54:56 AM] Dane Vogel: OR, RATHER
[3:55:00 AM] Dane Vogel: WITHOUT THE SUN
[3:55:02 AM] Dane Vogel: I DON'T SEE
[3:55:09 AM] Lyrdown: IT DOESN’T MATTER
[3:55:10 AM] Lyrdown: BECAUSE
[3:55:12 AM] Lyrdown: WE’RE COOL
[3:55:19 AM] Parellologram: THEY RADIATE SO MUCH AWESOMENESS THAT THEY NEED SUNGLASSES SO THEY DON'T BLIND THEMSELVES
[3:55:31 AM] Dane Vogel: I THINK THAT IS THE BEST SOLUTION TO ANY PROBLEM
[3:55:35 AM] Dane Vogel: IT DOESN'T MATTER
[3:55:39 AM] Dane Vogel: BECAUSE
[3:55:43 AM] Dane Vogel: WE'RE COOL
[3:55:52 AM] Dane Vogel: JUST IMAGINE THAT A PRESS CONFERENCE
[3:56:10 AM] Dane Vogel: "Sir, terrorists have just blown up half of the country"
[3:56:22 AM] Dane Vogel: "What are your thoughts"
[3:56:27 AM] Parellologram: When bothered, Armaldo responds with powerful attacks. It calms itself down afterwards by eating good food.
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[3:56:29 AM] Dane Vogel: "IT DOESN'T MATTER
[3:56:35 AM] Dane Vogel: BECAUSE
[3:56:39 AM] Dane Vogel: WE'RE COOL"
[3:56:47 AM] Lyrdown: TOTALLY, MAN
[3:57:04 AM] Dane Vogel: AND THE REPORTER WILL BE ALL LIKE
[3:57:09 AM] Dane Vogel: OK, THAT'S AWESOME
[3:57:15 AM] Lyrdown: “That is some awesome shit”
[3:57:20 AM] Dane Vogel: AND THEN RAINBOWS APPEAR
[3:57:31 AM] Lyrdown: And the terrorists fly off into the rainbow
[3:57:33 AM] Lyrdown: On pop flyin' unicorns
[3:57:46 AM] Dane Vogel: WITH LOVE FOR ALL HUMANITY
[3:57:47 AM] Lyrdown: And the president chases after them on a black unicorn
[3:57:51 AM] Lyrdown: A totally blank expression on his face
[3:57:58 AM] Lyrdown: His gun cocked and pointed at them
[3:58:03 AM] Lyrdown: Sunglasses covering his eyes
[3:58:21 AM] Dane Vogel: And on his unicorn
[3:58:24 AM] Lyrdown: And the terrorists are all “:D”
[3:58:29 AM] Lyrdown: oh, totally on his unicorn
[3:58:36 AM] Dane Vogel: But he's all ":|"
[3:58:39 AM] Lyrdown: We should get darkly to draw that
[3:58:44 AM] Dane Vogel: Or, rather
[3:58:50 AM] Dane Vogel: ">: |"
[3:58:54 AM] Lyrdown: No
[3:58:55 AM] Lyrdown: No expression at all
[3:58:58 AM] Lyrdown: Just :|
[3:59:01 AM] Dane Vogel: OH
[3:59:06 AM] Dane Vogel: WHAT ABOUT
[3:59:06 AM] Lyrdown: Or 8-|
[3:59:07 AM] Lyrdown: like that
[3:59:08 AM] Dane Vogel: :\
[3:59:23 AM] Dane Vogel: LIKE HE DOESNT REALLY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING
[3:59:34 AM] Dane Vogel: BUT IS ALL
[3:59:39 AM] Lyrdown: Naw
[3:59:40 AM] Dane Vogel: OR RATHER
[3:59:40 AM] Lyrdown: he needs to look cool
[3:59:45 AM] Dane Vogel: B |
[4:00:03 AM] Dane Vogel: In a black suit
[4:00:10 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:00:12 AM] Dane Vogel: and leather gloves
[4:00:15 AM] Lyrdown: YES.
[4:00:18 AM] Dane Vogel: and big, biker boots
[4:00:19 AM] Lyrdown: Also a whip
[4:00:47 AM] Dane Vogel: He needs to have this aura
[4:00:50 AM] Dane Vogel: that just screams
[4:00:51 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:00:55 AM] Lyrdown: and the president MUST be Obama
[4:00:59 AM] Lyrdown: not Bush
[4:01:01 AM] Dane Vogel: it's serious busineess now, bitches
[4:01:07 AM] Lyrdown: it’d be hilarious if it was Bush
[4:01:07 AM] Lyrdown: but
[4:01:17 AM] Dane Vogel: He's just not the president anymore
[4:01:21 AM] Lyrdown: yes
[4:01:30 AM] Dane Vogel: And besides
[4:01:37 AM] Dane Vogel: He's probably fuck it up anyway
[4:01:39 AM] Lyrdown: In four years, if Obama runs again
[4:01:47 AM] Lyrdown: We need to make that his campaign poster
[4:01:52 AM] Lyrdown: Him chasing pop flyin' terrorists on unicorns
[4:01:59 AM] Lyrdown: Looking all badass as they fly into a rainbow
[4:02:03 AM] Lyrdown: He’d get ALL the votes
[4:02:04 AM] Dane Vogel: Will really apeal to parents
[4:02:08 AM] Lyrdown: Lawl
[4:02:18 AM] Lyrdown: “Your children are safe with me, ma’am.”
[4:02:22 AM] Lyrdown: “How do I know?”
[4:02:29 AM] Lyrdown: “because... *tilts sunglasses down*”
[4:02:35 AM] Lyrdown: “I’m cool.”
[4:02:44 AM] Dane Vogel: And he just gives them this bad arse look/reasurring look
[4:02:52 AM] Dane Vogel: And she's all like
[4:02:56 AM] Dane Vogel: "My hero"
[4:03:04 AM] Lyrdown: Absolutely
[4:03:15 AM] Lyrdown: THAT would be an awesome commercial
[4:03:22 AM] Lyrdown: Fuck this, we should run Obama’s campaign
[4:03:28 AM] Dane Vogel: Oh yes
[4:03:34 AM] Dane Vogel: Yes one million times
[4:03:54 AM] Dane Vogel: And the kid just looks up at Obama
[4:04:01 AM] Dane Vogel: and the kid says
[4:04:03 AM] Lyrdown: “Will you be my daddy?”
[4:04:11 AM] Lyrdown: and Obama says “Nah, kid. I’m too cool.”
[4:04:17 AM] Dane Vogel: No no
[4:04:20 AM] Dane Vogel: He says
[4:04:28 AM] Dane Vogel: "I'm AMERICA's daddy"
[4:04:37 AM] Lyrdown: And THEN he rides off into the sunset
[4:04:37 AM] Dane Vogel: or something cool
[4:04:49 AM] Dane Vogel: still on a unicorn?
[4:04:53 AM] Lyrdown: Naw
[4:04:55 AM] Lyrdown: In a limo
[4:05:00 AM] Lyrdown: The secret service agents dressed as ninjas
[4:05:07 AM] Dane Vogel: On a motorbike, on a limo
[4:05:11 AM] Lyrdown: YES
[4:05:28 AM] Dane Vogel: which is on a big tortise
[4:05:36 AM] Lyrdown: And there’s a clown on top of the limo too
[4:05:38 AM] Lyrdown: And Obama shoves it off
[4:05:47 AM] Lyrdown: With one hand
[4:05:54 AM] Dane Vogel: And the clown is all like
[4:06:00 AM] Dane Vogel: "Oh, my, god"
[4:06:07 AM] Lyrdown: “THANK YOU”
[4:06:07 AM] Dane Vogel: "He knew I was a spy"
[4:06:18 AM] Lyrdown: and Obama goes
[4:06:19 AM] Lyrdown: “Nah.”
[4:06:19 AM] Dane Vogel: or something dramatic
[4:06:21 AM] Lyrdown: “Clowns just aren’t cool.”
[4:06:37 AM] Dane Vogel: and so the clown puts some sunglasses on
[4:06:44 AM] Lyrdown: Rips off his goofy costume
[4:06:46 AM] Übermensch: brain... need blood... to much... heavy lifting...
[4:06:51 AM] Lyrdown: To reveal a business suit
[4:07:00 AM] Lyrdown: He splashes water on his face, wipes the paint off
[4:07:04 AM] Lyrdown: Combs his hair
[4:07:09 AM] Lyrdown: And rides off with Obama
[4:07:19 AM] Dane Vogel: standing on his shoulders
[4:07:26 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:07:31 AM] Dane Vogel: dual wielding GAL 43s
[4:07:32 AM] Lyrdown: And the clown honks a horn
[4:07:39 AM] Lyrdown: And Obama smacks it out of his hands
[4:07:41 AM] Lyrdown: and THEn wields those
[4:07:51 AM] Dane Vogel: EXCELLENT
[4:08:01 AM] Lyrdown: And then a screen at the end says “END.”
[4:08:10 AM] Dane Vogel: And then everybody cheers
[4:08:25 AM] Dane Vogel: and all the women in the crowd become instantly pregnant
[4:08:47 AM] Dane Vogel: EVEN IF THEY'RE ALREADY PREGNANT
[4:09:35 AM] Lyrdown: TWINS!
[4:09:36 AM] Dane Vogel: I'm putting this on a word document and saving it for ever
[4:09:40 AM] Lyrdown: Please do.
[4:09:41 AM] DokiDokiDokDookie: TWICE
[4:09:43 AM] Lyrdown: We should write a book.
[4:09:49 AM] Dane Vogel: We really should
[4:09:56 AM] Lyrdown: I told all this to my friend Ari
[4:09:57 AM] Lyrdown: she goes
[4:10:03 AM] Lyrdown: “I think I’m crying”
[4:10:11 AM] Dane Vogel: Out of sheer awesome
[4:10:14 AM] Lyrdown: Yes
[4:10:34 AM] Lyrdown: This is so beautiful
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