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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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God daisies it google why do you plague me with an image of Freakazoid fucking rule 63 Gordon Freeman
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Valbrandur wrote:
God daisies it google why do you plague me with an image of Freakazoid fucking rule 63 Gordon Freeman


You know you like it.

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While working my nightshift I was talking to a girl I work with and suddenly popped a hard one. I don't even know because there was nothing to turn me on. It'd be nice if she didn't notice.

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Kalekemo
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Kalekemo wrote:
Random boners are the curse of all men

This

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Gonna go buy condoms for the first time tonight and boy am I nervous/scared.

I think I may also get some MtG while I'm there.

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Get them from a drug store among a bunch of other stuff like shampoo and deodorant or something (that is, if you can take a box off the shelf yourself. If you have to ask then you're still screwed).

I mean uh...not like I've.....though about how I would do this or anything.........

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Vax
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This is a hilarious post

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Scoot
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I can take them off the shelf myself.

I'm just worried I'll run into someone I know.


I actually saw someone I knew buying them at the same place the other week.

He saw me, quickly shoved them into his coat pocket, said "Hey howya doin'" and ran to the cashier.

It was silly.

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Kamak
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Whenever I start needing to buy condoms, I'm probably going to order them online. Arrives right at my door and no one is the wiser (except maybe the postperson, but most of the time sellers online use discreet packaging).

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If you see anyone at the store, make sure to nod at them and wink suggestively.

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Vax
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Kamak wrote:
Whenever I start needing to buy condoms, I'm probably going to order them online. Arrives right at my door and no one is the wiser (except maybe the postperson, but most of the time sellers online use discreet packaging).

Really?

It's not that hard guys, and no cashier gives a shit what you're buying.

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