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Riku · **Posted:** Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:12 pm

Well to be fair, he seems to make you uncomfortable pretty often.

Tales · **Posted:** Sat Nov 17, 2012 5:36 pm

i have really muscular thighs (no idea why, i horse rode a lot while younger so that might be it) and they're ok but sometimes i feel that they're out of shape with my body (which is just avg not really muscular)

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:16 pm

Tales has the thighs of Poseidon and the upper body of a matchstick.

seems perfectly proportional.

Tales · **Posted:** Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:50 pm

haha no it's not that bad! i just have really strong legs

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:11 pm

Don't feel bad Tales. I have huge calves for a girl. And they are pretty much pure muscle.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I don't know what being a girl has to do with calves, but make sure to raise them well.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:23 pm

It always sort of amazes me when I gain some muscle mass or whatever you call it.

It makes me feel all "Willow strong like bull"

Cream Soda · **Joined:** Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:06 am **Posts:** 148

This is what I look like:

Not Malum · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:02 am

oh jesus christ why

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:46 am

Mete wrote:

I don't know what being a girl has to do with calves, but make sure to raise them well.

I hate you. Kidding.

Fine. Triceps surae muscle.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:10 am

when you've been jacking off so hard that afterwards your dick hurts like a bitch when it touches the inside of your boxers

Terraem · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:23 am

Tales, you just have to remember. If you don't do it, who will crush skulls between their thighs?

Galaxy Man · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:12 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

when you've been jacking off so hard that afterwards your dick hurts like a bitch when it touches the inside of your boxers

worse

when it gets so painful that any contact means pain, but you've started thinking about it too much, and that gets you erect because thinking about dicks, and then blinding white

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:35 am

You men and your dick problems. I swear.

Period from hell! Oh god, menstruation is so watery with bad cramps. Nooooooo~
This is what I get for not getting it last month.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Nov 18, 2012 7:36 am

Silver_Wolf wrote:

You men and your dick problems. I swear.

Period from hell! Oh god, menstruation is so watery with bad cramps. Nooooooo~
This is what I get for not getting it last month.

You women and your vagina problems. :colbert:

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