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Koeqepp
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Granted.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
Granted, now your thirsty in the middle of a desert.

I wish, i wish, i was a fish.

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Granted. But now you can't stop saying the same wish that everyone has been continuously making!

I wish for X, where lim(y->0) (y^2 + 3y + 4x)dy/dx = 2.5
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granted but it now serves no purpose

I wish i had a suit of armor

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Granted. It`s made of cardboard.
I wish I wasn`t a loser.

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Granted, but now everyone hates you because you win so much.

I wish people knew the difference between sea lions and seals.

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Granted, but people still don't bother to differentiate.

I wish my toe did not hurt for no apparent reason. I hate this toe.

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Granted. You can no longer feel anything in that toe. And you don't even have a clue why!



I wish my pet rock didn't die...
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Granted. It comes back to life and kills you in your sleep.

I wish I hadn't run out of chicken broth.

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Granted, but it tastes like death.

I was that flight was humanly possible
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granted but there is nowhere to fly anymore.

I wish i had a spaceship.

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Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish movies could be a little less bad (when they are bad, as some movies are generally excepted as 'good')
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Granted, but you still don't like them.

I wish I would get my paper done instead of fucking around on the AZ forums.

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Granted. You get an F.

I wish that I would stop being such a Hetalia fag.

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Granted. The world rejoices.

I wish I wasn't so distracted.

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Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.


That doesn't make sense :psyduck: Do you know what an ellipsis is?


I have no clue. But I wanted to come up with something. Anyways, wish granting time...

Granted, but you become focused on the wrong thing, and fail...

I wish I could loose a few pounds...

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