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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:29 am 
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I've known about porn for a while. I do look at porn/hentai (same thing to me) sometimes, and masturbate too. But hey, I learned a while ago that it was healthy to do so, so whatever...
I don't have my mind in the gutter though. I see porn, hentai, lemon stories..., all of them as a tool for biological functions or increasing my knowledge. I don't think about it all the time like some pervert.

There is just so much wrong with this post

if you're using porn to "increase your knowledge" then you should definitely rethink your approach.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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5 days without fapping, everything's good so far.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:31 am 
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porn =/= actual sex people

it makes me sad when people's knowledge of how sex works comes from porn. That's like saying you learned physics from movies.

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I'm going to hold off on jerkign it for the rest of the week. Let's hope I don't get too bored.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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why would people do this

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Makes it more fun later on.

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why would people do this


There's a lot of people from India that believe that "men only have a certain amount of sperm" (lol what) and that masturbation makes them lose it. So they abstain from it and also recreational sex. Suffice to say they end up with E.D. and premature ejaculation.

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Well, it's because I'm Catholic, mainly. I never should have started in the first place. That, and I don't want to get caught fapping to hentai.

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Chekt wrote:
why would people do this


There's a lot of people from India that believe that "men only have a certain amount of sperm" (lol what) and that masturbation makes them lose it. So they abstain from it and also recreational sex. Suffice to say they end up with E.D. and premature ejaculation.


Or maybe they want to hold off so it feels better later on.

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I can understand cutting back for that reason, but cutting it out entirely is pretty...dumb for lack of a better word. You won't be able to enjoy it if you cum right out of the gate.

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^ This. Holding off is probably gonna hurt you more than help you in the long run. Males are like pressure valves, and when you can't release the pressure shit gets fucked up. Holding off for a short amount of time (like a day or two) can be fine and feel better for you but going weeks and weeks...is not that good.

Trust me your ladyfriends will appreciate it if nothing else.

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I've never had sex and there are no ladyfriends here to enjoy anything I do. :colbert:

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Well, it's because I'm Catholic, mainly. I never should have started in the first place. That, and I don't want to get caught fapping to hentai.

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> That feel when your zit pops itself in class and you suddenly have blood running down your face

Also, I haven't fapped in a log while, like, maybe a week. I don't even know how I managed to not notice this.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Still not entirely sure why people seem to be so proud about not having a wank for more than a couple of days.

I can't speak from personnal experience, but is it really that 'addictive'?

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